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24 minutes ago, Brian Skelton said:

Alex Samuel about to sign for Thistle 

Cue the rat cunt rolling about the pitch on Saturday every time someone looks at him.

There's a storm on the horizon

And for that I can't see the sun

For I'll keep a waiting on the pavement

For the ice cream van to come

Posted
57 minutes ago, Mr.Blue said:

Cue the rat cunt rolling about the pitch on Saturday every time someone looks at him.

Are you trying to promote him as the new partick pantomime villain or do you have an actual reason for calling him that? I can't remember him doing or saying anything that would sour his relationship with Morton supporters.

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11 hours ago, Cappiecat 1.2 said:

Are you trying to promote him as the new partick pantomime villain or do you have an actual reason for calling him that? I can't remember him doing or saying anything that would sour his relationship with Morton supporters.

I don’t think he’s ever said anything to offend anyone, but the point about him rolling about the pitch is valid. His nonsense in Inverness’s 2-0 win at Cappielow that ended the long unbeaten run was extremely frustrating, but we’re all happy enough when the shoe’s on the other foot.

”Rat cunt” might be a bit extreme, though. Until he signs for Partick, at least.

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I think Tidser will be a great signing for Montrose.  Even at his peak he was never a guy who was blessed with much pace, so I wouldn't imagine being 35 will hold him back much once he gets match fit.  I would even go as far as to say that I wouldn't have minded us signing him if we didn't already have a full compliment of veteran midfielders.

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53 minutes ago, Toby said:

I don’t think he’s ever said anything to offend anyone, but the point about him rolling about the pitch is valid. His nonsense in Inverness’s 2-0 win at Cappielow that ended the long unbeaten run was extremely frustrating, but we’re all happy enough when the shoe’s on the other foot.

”Rat cunt” might be a bit extreme, though. Until he signs for Partick, at least.

The unnecessary diving and generally just being a fanny on the pitch was embarrassing and signing for Partick has elevated him to rat status imo. Might be a nice guy off the pitch but on the pitch he's a bellend.

40 minutes ago, Greacen2000 said:

I think Tidser will be a great signing for Montrose.  Even at his peak he was never a guy who was blessed with much pace, so I wouldn't imagine being 35 will hold him back much once he gets match fit.  I would even go as far as to say that I wouldn't have minded us signing him if we didn't already have a full compliment of veteran midfielders.

Great player for us and I hope he does well but I wouldn't have been happy if we had signed him. 

There's a storm on the horizon

And for that I can't see the sun

For I'll keep a waiting on the pavement

For the ice cream van to come

Posted

I definitely wouldn’t entertain signing him but I would suggest that perhaps if he’d never left for Falkirk then he may well still be here.

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Posted

Samuel works hard and is strong. Scored a couple of memorable goals against the scum and Motherwell. But was a bit of a headless chicken at times. I'd rather have Adeloye and Brophy.

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Posted

Ryan Mullen ships 4 goals for St Mirren B against plucky wee Dumbarton in the Challenge Cup. Notable mention to Tony Wallace with the 3rd goal. 

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Posted

I see six of the eight colt teams playing tonight were knocked out. Fucking bin them. 

You address me by my proper title, you little bollocks! 


Posted
7 hours ago, BishopBrennan said:

I see six of the eight colt teams playing tonight were knocked out. Fucking bin them. 

Sadly not knocked out, they're all guaranteed 6 games now.

Brian Wake my Lord, Brian Wake

Brian Wake my Lord, Brian Wake

Brian Wake my Lord, Brian Wake

Oh Lord, Brian Wake

 

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Nicky Cadden plays the last 25 minutes plus extra time, having a goal ruled out for offside, as Hibs edge out Partizan in the Conference League, setting up a PLUM TIE with Legia Warsaw for a shot at the group stage.

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Morton

Posted
8 hours ago, TRVMP said:

Nicky Cadden plays the last 25 minutes plus extra time, having a goal ruled out for offside, as Hibs edge out Partizan in the Conference League, setting up a PLUM TIE with Legia Warsaw for a shot at the group stage.

Jack Iredale be like:

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Posted

Good performance from hibs despite the nightmare from the goalkeeper in the first half. 

Nice to see players like Iredale and Cadden doing well both good guys who were good for us and decent individuals. 

Posted
10 minutes ago, RossMcC1874 said:

Good performance from hibs despite the nightmare from the goalkeeper in the first half. 

Nice to see players like Iredale and Cadden doing well both good guys who were good for us and decent individuals. 

Hibs were absolutely mince. Shat the bed repeatedly against 10 men in a tie they were leading and snuck through in spite of themselves. 

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Peter Weatherson is the greatest player since Ritchie, and should be assigned 'chairman for life' 


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Posted
5 hours ago, Jamie_M said:

Jack Iredale be like:

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Didn't even notice he was playing, oops.

3 hours ago, GiGi said:

Hibs were absolutely mince. Shat the bed repeatedly against 10 men in a tie they were leading and snuck through in spite of themselves. 

Yeah, awful performance. If it wasn't for that absolute screamer of a goal - which, realistically, isn't going to happen often - they'd be going out. Didn't start playing until extra time.

Morton

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3 hours ago, RossMcC1874 said:

Good performance from hibs despite the nightmare from the goalkeeper in the first half. 

Nice to see players like Iredale and Cadden doing well both good guys who were good for us and decent individuals. 

I don't get why Iredale didn't get a chance playing in the Australian League. He'd be an absolute stand-out.

Morton

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Scott Taggart has scored for Alloa at Ibrox with 10 minutes to go, making it 3-2 to Sevco.

Alloa also have Calum Waters, Kalvin Orsi and Luke Donnelly in their squad.

Fresh stain on the floor when I moved in. He may have checked out short of a useful amount of blood.

Posted
22 minutes ago, Toby said:

Saw it mentioned on the match thread, but I hope that John McMaster in particular is never welcomed back to Cappielow as a guest.

Joe Harper was at least somewhat balanced in his pre-match social media message, and I went away to talk to my mates who were smoking on the embankment at half time behind the shed so missed them both making a bee line for the Aberdeen fans before apparently being dragged towards the shed by Gherry.

McMaster’s always struck me as a bit of a weirdo anyway, and the “Gothenburg Great” Twitter handle and book title strikes me as the attitude of a total egotist- the public decide if you’re a “great”, not you.

But the carry on of “ah luv baeth clubs but ah hope we hump yeez” can get in the fucking bin.

We platformed that guy for a week just so he could lord up the attention of the Aberdeen fans.

When playing a cup tie against superior opposition we should be doing everything in our power to turn it into as intimidating a cauldron as possible, not making it akin to a testimonial.

Yeah I didn't mind them going over to the Away end but McMasters pre match comments and then the protracted love in with the Aberdeen fans has me firmly in the get them both to fuck camp.

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There's a storm on the horizon

And for that I can't see the sun

For I'll keep a waiting on the pavement

For the ice cream van to come

Posted

McMaster and Harper have always been Aberdeen men. Saying that I didn't have any issue with the pair of the being introduced on the pitch to both sets of fans. What was a slap in the face was almost breaking into a trot to take a bow in front of the away support and then as an afterthought acknowledging the home support. 

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