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HRH Princess Philip - Duke of Edinburgh


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Passed away today, aged 99.

A wonderful gentleman and a true war hero, and the favourite Royal of all of us bar none.

Will be sadly missed by all.  RIP.

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Sign on the line and we'll give you the money.

And then you'll be mine and we'll fly somewhere sunny.

Then we'll quibble all your drivel seems unsatisfactory -

YOU'RE A TAXLOSS.

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Nae public holidays = don't care. Now if the BBC could not cancel every TV listing including the fucking football for the old Greek that'd be good.

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Peter Weatherson is the greatest player since Ritchie, and should be assigned 'chairman for life' 


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49 minutes ago, GiGi said:

Nae public holidays = don't care. Now if the BBC could not cancel every TV listing including the fucking football for the old Greek that'd be good.

He was not a Greek, he was heterosexual.

 

Next.

Sign on the line and we'll give you the money.

And then you'll be mine and we'll fly somewhere sunny.

Then we'll quibble all your drivel seems unsatisfactory -

YOU'RE A TAXLOSS.

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2 hours ago, BishopBrennan said:

Having a favourite royal is like having a favourite genital wart.

You address him by his proper title, you little bollocks.

1 hour ago, TaunTon said:

One less parasite.

Crawford's not deid.

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Sign on the line and we'll give you the money.

And then you'll be mine and we'll fly somewhere sunny.

Then we'll quibble all your drivel seems unsatisfactory -

YOU'RE A TAXLOSS.

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1 hour ago, Cet Homme Charmant said:

Was there a reason for calling him a princess in the title?

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Predictive text - well spotted.

Between me calling him a princess and Gigi calling him a 'Greek' it looks like his masculinity is being called into question here, when in fact he was the real life James Bond who'd actually 'do you in' as quick as look at you.  Not me, just you.

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Sign on the line and we'll give you the money.

And then you'll be mine and we'll fly somewhere sunny.

Then we'll quibble all your drivel seems unsatisfactory -

YOU'RE A TAXLOSS.

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