capitanus 3425 Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 I see that old Urnie is trying to groom the podcaster. How sad. We may seem cold, or we may even be The most depressing people you've ever known. At heart, what's left, we sadly know That we are the last truly British people you'll ever know. Link to post Share on other sites
Alan_Partridge_Ton 424 Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 I see that old Urnie is trying to groom the podcaster. How sad. Where could a curious Partridge see this? Link to post Share on other sites
capitanus 3425 Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 Where could a curious Partridge see this? The place where QuickDraw, WeeMan and Hikington all hang out. It's on a thread where Urnie and GggGordon have created a thread dedicated to the podcaster. We may seem cold, or we may even be The most depressing people you've ever known. At heart, what's left, we sadly know That we are the last truly British people you'll ever know. Link to post Share on other sites
Alan_Partridge_Ton 424 Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 The place where QuickDraw, WeeMan and Hikington all hang out. It's on a thread where Urnie and GggGordon have created a thread dedicated to the podcaster. Had a look. The names alone are mental. Hikington cracks me up. Can we safely assume it’s those two posting as every account on there? Link to post Share on other sites
capitanus 3425 Posted April 27, 2020 Share Posted April 27, 2020 Had a look. The names alone are mental. Hikington cracks me up. Can we safely assume it’s those two posting as every account on there? There may occasionally be a random who will stray onto there, however it's safe to say that the majority of posts on that site are the gruesome twosome. We may seem cold, or we may even be The most depressing people you've ever known. At heart, what's left, we sadly know That we are the last truly British people you'll ever know. Link to post Share on other sites
Alan_Partridge_Ton 424 Posted April 27, 2020 Share Posted April 27, 2020 There may occasionally be a random who will stray onto there, however it's safe to say that the majority of posts on that site are the gruesome twosome. The last time I saw Lord Volvic he was looking rather pail! Link to post Share on other sites
capitanus 3425 Posted April 27, 2020 Share Posted April 27, 2020 The last time I saw Lord Volvic he was looking rather pail! Maybe the Coffin Courier has caught something. He is a good soul really, raises money for charity: https://www.greenocktelegraph.co.uk/news/17508825.father-and-daughter-from-greenock-to-help-ardgowan-hospice/ We may seem cold, or we may even be The most depressing people you've ever known. At heart, what's left, we sadly know That we are the last truly British people you'll ever know. Link to post Share on other sites
Alan_Partridge_Ton 424 Posted April 27, 2020 Share Posted April 27, 2020 Maybe the Coffin Courier has caught something. He is a good soul really, raises money for charity: https://www.greenocktelegraph.co.uk/news/17508825.father-and-daughter-from-greenock-to-help-ardgowan-hospice/ Ah charity. When it comes to charities, my particular favourites are ones to do with Africa. I've done more charity raffles for Africans than they've had hot dinners! Link to post Share on other sites
Cet Homme Charmant 584 Posted April 27, 2020 Share Posted April 27, 2020 Honestly, I would have had no idea that the 'other' messageboard even existed, if it wasn't for the fact it's getting repeatedly mentioned on here. Link to post Share on other sites
Scott 440 Posted April 27, 2020 Share Posted April 27, 2020 Our ‘volunteer’ social media coordinator is now getting our players mixed up with Celtic players on the clubs official Twitter account. Luca Connell plays for Celtic: https://twitter.com/scoshhh/status/1254825401970495489?s=21 Link to post Share on other sites
Toby 4191 Posted April 27, 2020 Share Posted April 27, 2020 Our ‘volunteer’ social media coordinator is now getting our players mixed up with Celtic players on the clubs official Twitter account. Luca Connell plays for Celtic: https://twitter.com/scoshhh/status/1254825401970495489?s=21 Let’s hope he doesn’t get any of them mixed up with Armstrong Oko-Flex. Link to post Share on other sites
Alan_Partridge_Ton 424 Posted April 27, 2020 Share Posted April 27, 2020 Let’s hope he doesn’t get any of them mixed up with Armstrong Oko-Flex. Toby, can I just ask you? Where is the only place you want to be? On a Saturday? At 3? Link to post Share on other sites
capitanus 3425 Posted April 27, 2020 Share Posted April 27, 2020 Honestly, I would have had no idea that the 'other' messageboard even existed, if it wasn't for the fact it's getting repeatedly mentioned on here. I see nothing wrong with mentioning it here. It is, after all, a messageboard dedicated to this messageboard. We may seem cold, or we may even be The most depressing people you've ever known. At heart, what's left, we sadly know That we are the last truly British people you'll ever know. Link to post Share on other sites
capitanus 3425 Posted April 27, 2020 Share Posted April 27, 2020 Toby, can I just ask you? Where is the only place you want to be? On a Saturday? At 3? He likes drinking Lager at quarter to three up in Bumshaftens. Drop in if you dare. We may seem cold, or we may even be The most depressing people you've ever known. At heart, what's left, we sadly know That we are the last truly British people you'll ever know. Link to post Share on other sites
Alan_Partridge_Ton 424 Posted April 27, 2020 Share Posted April 27, 2020 He likes drinking Lager at quarter to three up in Bumshaftens. Drop in if you dare. Mine’s a pint! A big fat shot of Director’s. What’s the cuisine like at The Norseman? I have to emphasise, I do prefer a la carte to a set menu. And if it’s a buffet, you’re up slack alley! Link to post Share on other sites
Alan_Partridge_Ton 424 Posted April 27, 2020 Share Posted April 27, 2020 I see nothing wrong with mentioning it here. It is, after all, a messageboard dedicated to this messageboard. I’d say about 9/10ths of the threads are about this board and its members. Tragic really. Link to post Share on other sites
capitanus 3425 Posted April 27, 2020 Share Posted April 27, 2020 I’d say about 9/10ths of the threads are about this board and its members. Tragic really. Do you think that we should have a vote to let them back on this board if they behave themselves? We may seem cold, or we may even be The most depressing people you've ever known. At heart, what's left, we sadly know That we are the last truly British people you'll ever know. Link to post Share on other sites
Alan_Partridge_Ton 424 Posted April 27, 2020 Share Posted April 27, 2020 Do you think that we should have a vote to let them back on this board if they behave themselves? Yes! Abso-bloody-exactly! Etta Crouton and Lord Volvic of Lindwoodshire should be allowed to bounce back! Link to post Share on other sites
capitanus 3425 Posted April 27, 2020 Share Posted April 27, 2020 Yes! Abso-bloody-exactly! Etta Crouton and Lord Volvic of Lindwoodshire should be allowed to bounce back! ^^^^ Is the wrong answer. Next. We may seem cold, or we may even be The most depressing people you've ever known. At heart, what's left, we sadly know That we are the last truly British people you'll ever know. Link to post Share on other sites
Alan_Partridge_Ton 424 Posted April 27, 2020 Share Posted April 27, 2020 ^^^^ Is the wrong answer. Next. Yeah. You’re right. Fair enough! Link to post Share on other sites
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