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An ice cold cider, Bulmers especially, is absolutly magnificent. Great way to start an evening of drinking before working your way up imo.

 

Nothing wrong with cider, but Bulmers/Magners are rotten. Pubs that sell them two and not Strongbow tend to be the same kind of wanker-infested shiteholes that sell rubbish like Fosters and Carling but not Tennent's.

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Nothing wrong with cider, but Bulmers/Magners are rotten. Pubs that sell them two and not Strongbow tend to be the same kind of wanker-infested shiteholes that sell rubbish like Fosters and Carling but not Tennent's.

Pretty much Sloans in Glasgow. Nice pub, no Tennents to be seen and Heineken that tastes like piss.

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Cider's only acceptable when your 15 and wanting some cheap shite that will get you pissed.  Or if you're a girl.

 

Like I said, just get yourself a Smirnoff Ice if you're that desperate for something that's sugary

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Proper scrumpy cider is absolutely fucking glorious in the vast majority of its varieties. Cider itself should not be dismissed just because a few carbonated, shite products like Strongbow have dominated the mass market.

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The site is supposed to be a place for the extended 'family' of Morton supporters - having an affinity with people that you don't know, because you share a love of your local football club. It's not supposed to be about point scoring and showing how 'clever' or 'funny' you are, or just being downright rude and offensive to people you don't know, because you can get away with it. Unfortunately, it seems the classic case of people who have little standing/presence in real life, use this forum as a way of making themselves feel as if they are something. It's sad, and I've said that before..

 

So, having been on Morton forums for about 15 years I guess, I've had enough... well done t*ssers, another Morton supporter driven away. You can all feel happy at how 'clever' you are

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Proper scrumpy cider is absolutely fucking glorious in the vast majority of its varieties. Cider itself should not be dismissed just because a few carbonated, shite products like Strongbow have dominated the mass market.

Agreed.

 

Cider is a bit like science fiction, or progressive rock. When done well it’s brilliant, otherwise it’s dreadful, not much middle ground.

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Proper scrumpy cider is absolutely fucking glorious in the vast majority of its varieties. Cider itself should not be dismissed just because a few carbonated, shite products like Strongbow have dominated the mass market.

 

i'd love to see some of the hard drinkers above after a night on proper farmhouse  ;)

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