cappiecat Posted August 16, 2013 Share Posted August 16, 2013 I'm sure it wouldn't quite be the all-star pairing of yourself and err, Martin Compston. Better luck next time. Really? That was weak, I expect better from you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted August 16, 2013 Share Posted August 16, 2013 Really? That was weak, I expect better from you. Don't worry: no-one expects wit from yourself and you're keeping to script. The site is supposed to be a place for the extended 'family' of Morton supporters - having an affinity with people that you don't know, because you share a love of your local football club. It's not supposed to be about point scoring and showing how 'clever' or 'funny' you are, or just being downright rude and offensive to people you don't know, because you can get away with it. Unfortunately, it seems the classic case of people who have little standing/presence in real life, use this forum as a way of making themselves feel as if they are something. It's sad, and I've said that before.. So, having been on Morton forums for about 15 years I guess, I've had enough... well done t*ssers, another Morton supporter driven away. You can all feel happy at how 'clever' you are Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malt Posted August 16, 2013 Share Posted August 16, 2013 Know you're being sarcastic but let's check Twitter... TVandFilmReview - 11,410 Followed by Kim Lee, Anton Yelchin, Cassie Scerbo, etc. Martin Compston - 10,405 Followed by Jim Spence. PS this is tongue in cheek, but just saying... Doesn't really mean much does it? Maybe Martin doesn't wh*re himself on Twitter to get followers? Then again, I'm sure he couldn't a **** what your opinion of him is! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cappiecat Posted August 16, 2013 Share Posted August 16, 2013 (edited) Don't worry: no-one expects wit from yourself and you're keeping to script. We expect at least half as much from you, sadly you're failing badly. Edited August 16, 2013 by cappiecat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThornTON Posted August 16, 2013 Share Posted August 16, 2013 Then again, I'm sure he couldn't a **** what your opinion of him is! Possibly on par with the level of disinterest I have in your opinion existence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deego Posted August 16, 2013 Share Posted August 16, 2013 This is worse than the "can stewards feel you up?" discussion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinwoodTON Posted August 16, 2013 Share Posted August 16, 2013 This is worse than the "can stewards feel you up?" discussion. Can they? 1 <span style='font-size: 14px;'><em class='bbc'>"That LinwoodTon's a c*nt, eh?"</em></span> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forza ton Posted August 16, 2013 Share Posted August 16, 2013 Martin Compston is a talented actor and seems like a nice guy. I would imagine he knows a bit more about cinema than ****in thornton too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevie Aitken's Love Child Posted August 16, 2013 Share Posted August 16, 2013 This is worse than the "can stewards feel you up?" discussion. The answer - any time you want big man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinwoodTON Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 A certain Mr A. Williams has signed for Luncarty Juniors. Seems like he's got out rather early from his stint at Her Majesty's Service. Turns out he hasn't been released after all. He gets 'day release' to play for Luncarty Juniors. Local MP not very happy about it. In todays Scottish Sun. 1 <span style='font-size: 14px;'><em class='bbc'>"That LinwoodTon's a c*nt, eh?"</em></span> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BluebirdTon Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 Alex Williams > Tomas Kamenca ∴ It would be wise to sign him. The Ton Survived & Your Pipe Dream Died 18th September 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boozehound Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 This is worse than the "can stewards feel you up?" discussion. You still a steward? An internet fud is still a fud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lazy_ar*e_student Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 Turns out he hasn't been released after all. He gets 'day release' to play for Luncarty Juniors. Local MP not very happy about it. In todays Scottish Sun. That makes much more sense. I couldnt quite figure out why he had been released so early into a 32 month sentence. WHEREVER IT TAKES US- WHATEVER IT TAKES Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satans Husband Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 I miss the 'he could still do a job' threads. Of course I'm happy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThornTON Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 (edited) Not exactly an ex-player, but after Morton youth coach Sean Crighton got sent off, Elgin got papped out the cup 5-1 by Formartine United. Leaving four Championship sides, two League One sides, one League Two side and a Highland League side in the quarter finals; the second best team in the Championship played Motherwell U20s in a bounce game. Edited August 22, 2013 by ThornTON Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinwoodTON Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 Not exactly an ex-player, but after Morton youth coach Sean Crichton got sent off, Elgin got papped out the cup 5-1 by Formartine United. Leaving four Championship sides, two League One sides, one League Two side and a Highland League side in the quarter finals; the second best team in the Championship played Motherwell U20s in a bounce game. Or vice versa. 1 <span style='font-size: 14px;'><em class='bbc'>"That LinwoodTon's a c*nt, eh?"</em></span> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThornTON Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 Or vice versa. No Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinwoodTON Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 No But mibees aye. 1 <span style='font-size: 14px;'><em class='bbc'>"That LinwoodTon's a c*nt, eh?"</em></span> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThornTON Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 But mibees aye. I can't see it. Maybe at Shielfield, but no chance at Ibrox. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garymcc1874 Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 If you've missed Colin Stewart impersonating a goalkeeper, you'll catch him on BT Sport tonight in a few minutes.. TTG JIM!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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