Deego Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 His run was hilarious. Like a puppet. Read yesterday someone saying he "runs like a penguin". I allowed myself a chuckle. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Von Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 David Robertson is the worst player I have ever seen playing for Morton. He truly was spectacularly awful.John Gibson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alibi Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 John Gibson Yes, he was awful. I think we've had worse though. "Any nation given the opportunity to regain its national sovereignty and which then rejects it is so far beneath contempt that it is hard to put words to it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRVMP Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 Anton Smith The Austrians Derek 'Derek' Laing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcintyre_gmfc Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 In more recent times, Darren McGeouch and Jamie McCormack were absolutely brutal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garymcc1874 Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 Err... Adam Coakley. TTG JIM!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deego Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 Erik Paartalu. Aw hawd on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRVMP Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 Err... Adam Coakley. Forgot about him. Thread winner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyrshireTon Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 Andy Brownrigg. McGhee needs some support, there's no-one backing him up. Hayes playing it forward, Bell being forced to do it all alone, now forward from Marr, here's Ritchie, still Andy Ritchie, look at the control... That is a marvellous goal from Andy Ritchie. Twenty minutes on the clock and Morton's supporters come alive. A goal which epitomises the control, the arrogance, the cheek of Andy Ritchie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
axeman Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 Andre Boe's brother I'd love to have you both for dinner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_M Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 Sir Tony Wallace. We... Paid a fee... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bewilderedbeast Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 The two boys from Nevis and St Kitts, can't remember their names, they were howling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garymcc1874 Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 (edited) Tony Wallace, Darren McGeouch and Jamie McCormack are not even close to being the worst players ever at Morton. Edited March 1, 2016 by garymcc1874 TTG JIM!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EanieMeany Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 Tony Wallace, Darren McGeouch and Jamie McCormack are not even close to being the worst players ever at Morton. Agree on the other two, but I'd be inclined to have Wallace on my shortlist mostly for the fact there's not really extenuating circumstances with him. It's not some wee guy we picked up from Celtic youths or a gamble on a foreigner or whatever, he's a player a manager (presumably) actively scouted for a side that should have been going in to the season with intentions of competing at the top end of the First Division, was actually somehow deemed good enough to even merit a second glance and was then signed for actual real money and was actually allowed to play for two seasons. I suppose maybe on a purely individual, pound-for-pound level there may worse (such as Simmons, Toto etc), but all things considered Wallace was absolutely fuckin horrific. AWMSC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dunning1874 Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 Sir Tony Wallace. We... Paid a fee... We also paid fees for Iain Diack and Kieran McAnespie. Incredible stuff. Brian Wake my Lord, Brian Wake Brian Wake my Lord, Brian Wake Brian Wake my Lord, Brian Wake Oh Lord, Brian Wake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevie Aitken's Love Child Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 Err... Adam Coakley. Thread winner right there. Comfortably the worst player I've seen in a Morton shirt. I have previously said John Gibson when asked this question in the past, but I recall having a chat with someone about him who said he had been a really solid lower league player for all of his career but was just finished when we signed him. I can understand why Peter Cormack signed him given his past bus he was completely finished at Morton. As for the boys from st kitts and nevis - no idea how good they were since I'm sure they never played a game for us. The only sight the fans ever got of them was sitting in amongst the fans at a midweek game at Airdrie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EanieMeany Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 (edited) We also paid fees for Iain Diack and Kieran McAnespie. Incredible stuff. Dunno why he reminded me of him, but remember we (allegedly) signed the wrong Marc(k) McCulloch? That was a pretty odd situation, ended up only playing about 10 games, would probably have been totally unremarkable if it wasn't for the those rumours. Edited March 2, 2016 by EanieMeany AWMSC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samo18 Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 Allan McManus is the new Head of Youth Development at the Midden Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gmfc_craig Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 Tony Wallace, Darren McGeouch and Jamie McCormack are not even close to being the worst players ever at Morton. Jonathon Toto, Donovan Simmonds, Gavin Redmond, John Adam, Kevin Kelbie, the list is pretty much endless to be fair!! John Adam was absolute dung though!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LargsTON Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 John Adam ain't even close. "CORNBEEF IS A BELLEND" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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