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That time of year again to recognise the best, worst, funniest posters/moments of the year. Who has made your year on here worthwhile, and who has made it a living hell.

 

if you can think of any more categories then say and they can be added to the list.

 

Best Overall Poster

 

Worst Overall Poster

 

Best Wean (Under 18)

 

Worst Wean (Under 18)

 

Best Female Poster

 

Funniest Poster

 

Best Newcomer

 

Worst Newcomer

 

Best Poster Who Stopped Posting As Much This Year And Is Sorely Missed

 

Poster Who Stopped Posting As Much This Year Who Won't be Missed

 

Best Thread

 

Worst Thread

 

Biggest Stud

 

Hottest Female

 

Best Overseas Poster

 

Best Mod

 

Biggest Pisshead

 

Biggest Geek

 

Special Contribution Award

Good people will do good things, bad people will do bad things, but only with religion do good people do bad things!

 

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Vote Genitals in all complementary categories. ;)

 

Nah i wouldn't, there are much better people on here than him :P Just not on P&B :lol:

Good people will do good things, bad people will do bad things, but only with religion do good people do bad things!

 

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F*ck you! :lol:

 

Peter Weatherson is the greatest player since Ritchie, and should be assigned 'chairman for life' 


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Best Overall Poster - 44 Tonne Ton

 

Worst Overall Poster - NewTon

 

Best Wean (Under 18) - I dunno whos under 18 on here...stab in the dark... VikingTon?

 

Worst Wean (Under 18) - Again, I dunno whos under 18 on here...stab in the dark... VikingTon?

 

Best Female Poster - Mrs Ton

 

Funniest Poster - MortonJag can be rather funny when hes turnin the screw to piss folk off

 

Best Newcomer - whos new?

 

Worst Newcomer - ummmm america...even though he aint new

 

Best Poster Who Stopped Posting As Much This Year And Is Sorely Missed - MortonJag every time he ditches the board for a week :P

 

Poster Who Stopped Posting As Much This Year Who Won't be Missed - Prob Sick Mick although i miss him :(

 

Best Thread - The "I have a mate coming down from...." threads

 

Worst Thread - Topic has attachmentsWhat Are You Listening To At The Moment?

 

Biggest Stud - 44 Tonne Ton :wub:

 

Hottest Female - Mrs Ton :wub:

 

Best Overseas Poster - TiD

 

Best Mod - Im gonna say Great King Rat since he's done nowt wrong yet

 

Biggest Pisshead - Sick Mick

 

Biggest Geek - Puggsy_ton

 

Special Contribution Award - Deego for finally growing a pube

I'm smart and I want respect!
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Best Overall Poster - 44 Tonne Ton

 

Worst Overall Poster - NewTon

Best Wean (Under 18) - I dunno whos under 18 on here...stab in the dark... VikingTon?

 

Worst Wean (Under 18) - Again, I dunno whos under 18 on here...stab in the dark... VikingTon?

 

Best Female Poster - Mrs Ton

 

Funniest Poster - MortonJag can be rather funny when hes turnin the screw to piss folk off

 

Best Newcomer - whos new?

 

Worst Newcomer - ummmm america...even though he aint new

 

Best Poster Who Stopped Posting As Much This Year And Is Sorely Missed - MortonJag every time he ditches the board for a week :P

 

Poster Who Stopped Posting As Much This Year Who Won't be Missed - Prob Sick Mick although i miss him :(

 

Best Thread - The "I have a mate coming down from...." threads

 

Worst Thread - Topic has attachmentsWhat Are You Listening To At The Moment?

 

Biggest Stud - 44 Tonne Ton :wub:

 

Hottest Female - Mrs Ton :wub:

 

Best Overseas Poster - TiD

 

Best Mod - Im gonna say Great King Rat since he's done nowt wrong yet

 

Biggest Pisshead - Sick Mick

 

Biggest Geek - Puggsy_ton

 

Special Contribution Award - Deego for finally growing a pube

he turned 18 this year

and is still a c***

We are not home and dry, we could not even be said to be home and vigorously towelling ourselves off!
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Worst Overall Poster

NewTon

 

Funniest Poster

WDE/LargsTon

 

Worst Wean (Under 18)

Deego

 

Best Female Poster

Is there such a thing?

Worst Thread

Clicky - take your pick

 

Best Mod

nach0 before he chucked it. Was that this year?

 

Special Contribution Award

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Either I can't be fcked with the rest or no one springs to mind straight away.

TTG JIM!!!
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b]Best Overall Poster: Quite a few, some sensible, some funny

 

Worst Overall Poster: Viking Ton/RTB

 

Best Wean (Under 18); Dunno!

 

Worst Wean (Under 18): Viking Ton!

 

Best Female Poster: On The Piss

 

Funniest Poster: TiD, Boozehound and various others on the forum.

 

Best Newcomer: Dunno!

 

Worst Newcomer: Cowshed Warrior

 

Best Poster Who Stopped Posting As Much This Year And Is Sorely Missed:

 

Poster Who Stopped Posting As Much This Year Who Won't be Missed

 

Best Thread: My "Why McInally must stay" post that ran to about 30 pages!

 

Worst Thread: any by out antipodean friend NewTon!

 

Biggest Stud: Port Ton

 

Hottest Female: On The Piss (She's the only female who knows me, makes sense to say her)!

 

Best Overseas Poster: Ton In Dublin, some good patter or Trick, just because he annoys people.

 

Best Mod: BoozeHound/Ton In Dublin

 

Biggest Pisshead: Ghost has some cracking pished rants.

 

Biggest Geek: Anyone who has ever opened the wrestling thread or "greatest music ever" threads, because obviously my music is the best.

 

Special Contribution Award: Morton Jag - such a a great talent for annoying people (not including me by the way)!

 

Run Silent, Run Deep...

 

"Men who go to sea in Submarines are nothing but pirates in His Majesties uniform" Admiral of the Fleet Lord Jellicoe

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Worst Overall Poster

NewTon

 

Funniest Poster

WDE/LargsTon

 

Worst Wean (Under 18)

Deego

 

Best Female Poster

Is there such a thing?

Worst Thread

Clicky - take your pick

 

Best Mod

nach0 before he chucked it. Was that this year?

 

Special Contribution Award

fuds.jpg

 

Either I can't be fcked with the rest or no one springs to mind straight away.

 

Knob. :)

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Best Overall Poster - Tough choice this year, everyone i like on here knows i like them but have to choose one, so i'll go for CentralTon. A funny man who is a gentleman and has excellent views when it comes to Morton.

 

Worst Overall Poster - If i had to choose one i'd choose BluebirdTon

 

Best Wean (Under 18) - PrinceTon, even if he screams like a girl when eating pizza.

Worst Wean (Under 18) - BluebirdTon

 

Best Female Poster - MrsTon of course, Im not sure if i wish she was my mother, sister or lover. If i had to choose i'd probably pick all three.

 

Funniest Poster - Its been a good year for funny posters, i think i'd have to go for Davie Mcarthur though because we're both so much smarter than the rest of you.

 

Best Newcomer - Not been a real influx of newcomers this year, off the top of my head i'd go for QueenofSheba

 

Worst Newcomer - can't really think of many again, I'll go for America, even though its not a new poster.

 

Best Poster Who Stopped Posting As Much This Year And Is Sorely Missed - Mortonjag recently, or maybe he;s just posting normal ammounts compared to his usual. :lol:

 

Poster Who Stopped Posting As Much This Year Who Won't be Missed - Any of Mortonjags alias' with stupid spelling of words :P

 

Best Thread - The thread about MJ being banned was epic, best thread by a mile.

 

Worst Thread - Literally too many to choose from

 

Biggest Stud - GreacensGenitals, in his Brian Wake t-shirt.

 

Hottest Female- MrsTon, what a hottie with fabulous norks.

 

Best Overseas Poster - Alex P, although he doesn't post as much anymore, or i havent seen it.

 

Best Mod - Bryan of course :D, special mention to TonInDublin though.

 

Biggest Pisshead - Ghost :lol:

 

Biggest Geek - im not sure if he's a geek, but im going for Boozehound.

 

Special Contribution Award - it has to be Edinton, endured a lot of s*** this year from some quarters but did a fantastic job with the site, hope he enjoys himself in Australia.

Good people will do good things, bad people will do bad things, but only with religion do good people do bad things!

 

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BTW, vikingTON isn't a wean, so stop voting him the worst one! :)

 

Peter Weatherson is the greatest player since Ritchie, and should be assigned 'chairman for life' 


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Oh and Vikington still counts as a wean, as he was under 18 at the start of the year. :P

Good people will do good things, bad people will do bad things, but only with religion do good people do bad things!

 

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I am no alcoholic by the way :huh:

 

I thought the pisshead would have went to erm

 

RTB ( or Radolf ) ;)

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Best Overall Poster Sean and Donga ( pair of pwicks :ph34r: )

 

Worst Overall Poster Donga :rolleyes:

 

Best Wean (Under 18)

 

Worst Wean (Under 18)

 

Best Female Poster - irvineTon :lol:

 

Funniest Poster Boozey

 

Best Newcomer -

 

Worst Newcomer -

 

Best Poster Who Stopped Posting As Much This Year And Is Sorely Missed - midTONs

 

Poster Who Stopped Posting As Much This Year Who Won't be Missed N/A

 

Best Thread - The McInally must stay thread

 

Worst Thread - Weatherson

 

Biggest Stud - Deego

 

Hottest Female -

 

Best Overseas Poster - Trick/NewTon/TID

 

Best Mod - Bryan

 

Biggest Pisshead - :unsure:

 

Biggest Geek -

 

Special Contribution Award - The Jagmeister

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Best Overall Poster - Torn. Davie McArthur and Boozehound are class fellas though.

 

Worst Overall Poster - Mabawsa Ritchie

 

Best Wean (Under 18) - Deego

 

Worst Wean (Under 18) - PrinceTON

 

Best Female Poster - MrsTON seems to be the most regular, so I'll vote her for her durty lines :ph34r:

 

Funniest Poster - Boozehound

 

Best Newcomer - No idea

 

Worst Newcomer - Mouton

 

Best Poster Who Stopped Posting As Much This Year And Is Sorely Missed - RedSoxBlueHoops

 

Poster Who Stopped Posting As Much This Year Who Won't be Missed - ShimminTon

 

Best Thread - Manky's lone piss artist thread

 

Worst Thread - Various Weatherson-related

 

Biggest Stud - LAS leaves me breathless. The cnt. I want to see port-ton though, I feel at a disadvantage here!

 

Hottest Female - erm.. :)

 

Best Overseas Poster - TonInDublin

 

Best Mod - Bryan

 

Biggest Pisshead - El Gofer!

 

Biggest Geek - GreatKingRat

 

Special Contribution Award - tontastic; superb photies

 

 

 

Peter Weatherson is the greatest player since Ritchie, and should be assigned 'chairman for life' 


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Best and worst Ghost! I like that!!!

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture - Laurie Anderson

 

Yer Dong

 

Allan Moore, yer wife's a very nice woman,

we're gonna win the league for sure.

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Best and worst Ghost! I like that!!!

 

You and Sean are the bees knees on here mate ;)

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