mortonjag Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 Augustus would have been my personal choice. The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup Augustus was a chubby lad; Fat ruddy cheeks Augustus had; And everybody saw with joy The plump and hearty healthy boy. He ate and drank as he was told, And never let his soup get cold. But one day, one cold winter's day, He threw away the spoon and screamed: "O take the nasty soup away! I won't have any soup to-day: I will not, will not eat my soup! I will not eat it, no!" Next day! now look, the picture shows How lank and lean Augustus grows! Yet, though he feels so weak and ill, The naughty fellow cries out still "Not any soup for me, I say! O take the nasty soup away! I will not, will not eat my soup! I will not eat it, no!" The third day comes. O what a sin! To make himself so pale and thin. Yet, when the-soup is put on table, He screams, as loud as he is able "Not any soup for me, I say! O take the nasty soup away! I won't have any soup to-day!" Look at him, now the fourth day's come! He scarce outweighs a sugar-plum; He's like a little bit of thread; And on the fifth day he was-dead. First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then they pretend to befriend you, then you win! YER BARD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trick37 Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 I actually got tested twice int he last 5 years, and both times they were at or above 136 (136 and 139). I think 100 is average and anything above is.. well.. above average IQ tests mean hee-haw tho'.. apart from proving how good you are IQ tests 136 and above is considered "genious." No, I'm nto saying anything about my scores because it all depends ont he testing, the environment, and the like. By the way, the second test that I did (the 139) was a day after having Demerol in my system because of a liver biopsy. Dear Mortonjag, Thank you for your interest in the test at IQtest.com Unfortunately our software is not programmed to report results in excess of 195 It's already done my friend-and the cash donated to charity. Oh and my IQ is 265 *COUGH* *COUGH* BULLSH1T *COUGH* *COUGH* "Throw me to the wolves, and I'll return leading the pack." ---Unknown "May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won't." ---General George S. Patton, Jr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mortonjag Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 I actually got tested twice int he last 5 years, and both times they were at or above 136 (136 and 139). 136 and above is considered "genious." No, I'm nto saying anything about my scores because it all depends ont he testing, the environment, and the like. By the way, the second test that I did (the 139) was a day after having Demerol in my system because of a liver biopsy. *COUGH* *COUGH* BULLSH1T *COUGH* *COUGH* You seem to disbelieve me Trick. First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then they pretend to befriend you, then you win! YER BARD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrumpingTon Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 How many standard deviations from the mean would be indicated by an IQ of 200 and what would that mean in probability terms? hint: only high IQ performers need attempt this question Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mortonjag Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 How many standard deviations from the mean would be indicated by an IQ of 200 and what would that mean in probability terms? hint: only high IQ performers need attempt this question I believe the answer to be a barrel of Christmas Cards. First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then they pretend to befriend you, then you win! YER BARD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrumpingTon Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 I believe the answer to be a barrel of Christmas Cards. i think you'll find belief is in another thread, sir Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mortonjag Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 i think you'll find belief is in another thread, sir The answer is a barrel of Christmas cards. First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then they pretend to befriend you, then you win! YER BARD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honor Todd Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 How many standard deviations from the mean would be indicated by an IQ of 200 and what would that mean in probability terms? hint: only high IQ performers need attempt this question Are you a six sigma black belt? Now that would be impressive. Kindest Regards “Man cannot make a worm, yet he will make gods by the dozen†Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mortonjag Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 Are you a six sigma black belt? Now that would be impressive. He wears a sequinned suspender belt-more like. First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then they pretend to befriend you, then you win! YER BARD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Toon Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 Anagram of GRENUC TON Having read many of MJ's posts I was really worried when he offered an anagram for 'incongruent'............................................GRENUC TON.............what a relief! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Toon Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 Having read many of MJ's posts I was really worried when he offered an anagram for 'incongruent'............................................GRENUC TON.............what a relief! Sorry 'CONGRUENT'....................new to this ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mortonjag Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 Having read many of MJ's posts I was really worried when he offered an anagram for 'incongruent'............................................GRENUC TON.............what a relief! No-no that was CONGRUENT INCONGRUENT offers many more exciting possibilities! First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then they pretend to befriend you, then you win! YER BARD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrumpingTon Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 Are you a six sigma black belt? Now that would be impressive. No, but well done for getting the right answer He wears a sequinned suspender belt-more like. In yer dreams, pal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mortonjag Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 No, but well done for getting the right answer In yer dreams, pal You're not a sequins man then! First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then they pretend to befriend you, then you win! YER BARD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trick37 Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 You seem to disbelieve me Trick. Wonder what gave you that idea.....? "Throw me to the wolves, and I'll return leading the pack." ---Unknown "May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won't." ---General George S. Patton, Jr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gourock_ton Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 128. Which isn't too bad for this time of night and and after a weekend of much excess after being suspended from work last week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mortonjag Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 128. Which isn't too bad for this time of night and and after a weekend of much excess after being suspended from work last week. Abseiling for charity? First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then they pretend to befriend you, then you win! YER BARD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thrax Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 "Dear Johnny Branchfield, Thank you for your interest in the test at IQTest.com. Your general IQ score is: 130" meh...iq isnt everything I'm smart and I want respect! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gourock_ton Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 Abseiling for charity? Nope, improper use of the internal email policy. I had emailed a colleague commenting that if the bullying and harrassment did not stop from our line manager I would be going off sick. Duly 2 days later I picked up a bug from our 4yr old and was off sick for 3 days. It has been alleged that constitutes gross misconduct as I followed through with my threat off going off sick and their is now unretrivable trust between me and my employer. In other words me n the boss don't get on and she wants me out!! I can only hope my employment lawyer earns his £150 an hour! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedSoxBlueHoops Posted March 17, 2008 Author Share Posted March 17, 2008 Nope, improper use of the internal email policy. I had emailed a colleague commenting that if the bullying and harrassment did not stop from our line manager I would be going off sick. Duly 2 days later I picked up a bug from our 4yr old and was off sick for 3 days. It has been alleged that constitutes gross misconduct as I followed through with my threat off going off sick and their is now unretrivable trust between me and my employer. In other words me n the boss don't get on and she wants me out!! I can only hope my employment lawyer earns his £150 an hour! I'll dae it for free if I win on Wednesday Morton F.C. Renfrewshire Football League Champions since 1895 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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