RedSoxBlueHoops Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 Got a bit bored and done an online onet: here Let's see how I fare compared against you lot Dear Mick McMenemie, Thank you for your interest in the test at IQTest.com. Your general IQ score is: 127 Morton F.C. Renfrewshire Football League Champions since 1895 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mortonjag Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 Got a bit bored and done an online onet: here Let's see how I fare compared against you lot Dear Mick McMenemie, Thank you for your interest in the test at IQTest.com. Your general IQ score is: 127 If ever proof was required that I.Q. and education do not inevitably co-relate. First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then they pretend to befriend you, then you win! YER BARD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedSoxBlueHoops Posted March 10, 2008 Author Share Posted March 10, 2008 Or proof no-one cares about grammar when they're just fannying about online Morton F.C. Renfrewshire Football League Champions since 1895 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mortonjag Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 Or proof no-one cares about grammar when they're just fannying about online Indeed! First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then they pretend to befriend you, then you win! YER BARD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forza ton Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 Dear forza ton, Thank you for your interest in the test at IQTest.com. Your general IQ score is: 135 hmm. the highest i ever got was 151 the lowest 110. i think all this shows is how good you are at the particular test. clinically i think they can be useful in determining a learning disability but other than that i think they're pretty useless. and i get all uptight doing them cos i hate going against the clock *lights another cig* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mortonjag Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 Dear forza ton, Thank you for your interest in the test at IQTest.com. Your general IQ score is: 135 hmm. the highest i ever got was 151 the lowest 110. i think all this shows is how good you are at the particular test. clinically i think they can be useful in determining a learning disability but other than that i think they're pretty useless. and i get all uptight doing them cos i hate going against the clock *lights another cig* They do prove something forza-only those who score highly ever seem to admit to having done them! I was apparently very good at them in my schooldays, but I don't trust those new fangled ones. First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then they pretend to befriend you, then you win! YER BARD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
princessTON Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 Dear Louise Rodgers, Thank you for your interest in the test at IQTest.com. Your general IQ score is: 108 MON EH TON! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedSoxBlueHoops Posted March 10, 2008 Author Share Posted March 10, 2008 They do prove something forza-only those who score highly ever seem to admit to having done them! I was apparently very good at them in my schooldays, but I don't trust those new fangled ones. I read a very interesting article in New Scientist with some guy saying Beckham was smarter than Einstein. Went through a whole heap of mumbo-jumbo but it boiled down to Beckham can look at a ball and look at a goal and the five defenders standing infront of him but has the ability to know instantly where to kick the ball, with what part of the foot and how hard for it to go in the goal whereas a scientist would take weeks to come up with the formula. Obviously he was taking it to extremes to prove a point. The point being IQ tests are rubbish Morton F.C. Renfrewshire Football League Champions since 1895 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
port-ton Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 Dear Jamie, Thank you for your interest in the test at IQTest.com. Your general IQ score is: 106 to be fair i got bored because people kept talking to me and pressed anything for at least the last 7 or 8 questions. this really doesnt change the fact im stupid though. Good people will do good things, bad people will do bad things, but only with religion do good people do bad things! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deego Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 Did the first 4/5 questions and got frustrated, couldn't be arsed finishing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GiGi Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 Same as Forza Ton. Peter Weatherson is the greatest player since Ritchie, and should be assigned 'chairman for life' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedSoxBlueHoops Posted March 10, 2008 Author Share Posted March 10, 2008 Dear Jamie, Thank you for your interest in the test at IQTest.com. Your general IQ score is: 106 to be fair i got bored because people kept talking to me and pressed anything for at least the last 7 or 8 questions. this really doesnt change the fact im stupid though. I think 100 is average and anything above is.. well.. above average IQ tests mean hee-haw tho'.. apart from proving how good you are IQ tests Morton F.C. Renfrewshire Football League Champions since 1895 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mortonjag Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 I read a very interesting article in New Scientist with some guy saying Beckham was smarter than Einstein. Went through a whole heap of mumbo-jumbo but it boiled down to Beckham can look at a ball and look at a goal and the five defenders standing infront of him but has the ability to know instantly where to kick the ball, with what part of the foot and how hard for it to go in the goal whereas a scientist would take weeks to come up with the formula. Obviously he was taking it to extremes to prove a point. The point being IQ tests are rubbish I don't agree they are 'rubbish', but they are only useful if designed properly and with a specific end-as your example demonstrates. They certainly don't guarantee success or failure on life's journey. First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then they pretend to befriend you, then you win! YER BARD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedro.mcghee Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 Dear Peter McGhee, Thank you for your interest in the test at IQTest.com. Your general IQ score is: 101 all together now YOUR THIK YOUR THIK YOUR THIK YOU ARE !!!!!! I am dyslexic and I am getting tired of your shirt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GiGi Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 I think 100 is average and anything above is.. well.. above average IQ tests mean hee-haw tho'.. apart from proving how good you are IQ tests Correct. Peter Weatherson is the greatest player since Ritchie, and should be assigned 'chairman for life' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mortonjag Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 Dear Mortonjag, Thank you for your interest in the test at IQtest.com Unfortunately our software is not programmed to report results in excess of 195 First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then they pretend to befriend you, then you win! YER BARD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
port-ton Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 Dear Mortonjag, Thank you for your interest in the test at IQtest.com Unfortunately our software is not programmed to report results in excess of 195 that was nice of them to tell you, so what score did they give you? Good people will do good things, bad people will do bad things, but only with religion do good people do bad things! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GiGi Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 Dear Mortonjag, Thank you for your interest in the test at IQtest.com Unfortunately our software is not programmed to report results in excess of 195, or under 55 (otherwise known as the Shoogly Line) Peter Weatherson is the greatest player since Ritchie, and should be assigned 'chairman for life' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mortonjag Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 that was nice of them to tell you, so what score did they give you? They didn't but they've offered me $500,000 p.a. to redesign the software. First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then they pretend to befriend you, then you win! YER BARD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedSoxBlueHoops Posted March 10, 2008 Author Share Posted March 10, 2008 Are you gonna do it or crow on about it online until the chance arises in real life and s***e out? Morton F.C. Renfrewshire Football League Champions since 1895 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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