Frank Grimes Posted March 12, 2007 Share Posted March 12, 2007 Heather Mills <_> THIS PLACE IS A PALACE! I MEAN, I LIVE IN A SINGLE ROOM ABOVE A BOWLING ALLEY and below another bowling alley! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsTON Posted March 12, 2007 Share Posted March 12, 2007 Heather Mills <_> I was thinking that when i heard she had signed up for it. That's just my opinion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mortonjag Posted March 12, 2007 Share Posted March 12, 2007 I was thinking that when i heard she had signed up for it. Surprised they let her in. Thought she didn't have a leg to stand on. First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then they pretend to befriend you, then you win! YER BARD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HMS Willow Posted March 12, 2007 Share Posted March 12, 2007 Thought she didn't have a leg to stand on. If the audience start giving her abuse she could always 'Leg It' Some sing of Celtic, Rangers And some of Motherwell Of Hibs and Partick Thistle And other teams as well But of all the famous football teams There’s one that they’ve forgotten With a Ra Ra Ra and a Cha Cha Cha IT’S THE FAMOUS GREENOCK MORTON Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mortonjag Posted March 12, 2007 Share Posted March 12, 2007 If the audience start giving her abuse she could always 'Leg It' That's a matter of a pinion. First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then they pretend to befriend you, then you win! YER BARD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest se65an Posted March 12, 2007 Share Posted March 12, 2007 If the audience start giving her abuse she could always 'Leg It' you can hop it with crap jokes like that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HMS Willow Posted March 12, 2007 Share Posted March 12, 2007 you can hop it with crap jokes like that She'd be ideal in a THREE legged race Some sing of Celtic, Rangers And some of Motherwell Of Hibs and Partick Thistle And other teams as well But of all the famous football teams There’s one that they’ve forgotten With a Ra Ra Ra and a Cha Cha Cha IT’S THE FAMOUS GREENOCK MORTON Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lazy_ar*e_student Posted March 12, 2007 Share Posted March 12, 2007 Apparently she's getting 30million and a plane! And if she wins it, she could become a leg-end WHEREVER IT TAKES US- WHATEVER IT TAKES Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bewilderedbeast Posted March 12, 2007 Share Posted March 12, 2007 Taking part in a dancing contest............................ Will she be doing the "LIMB NO" dance? OK, I know...................... Taxi for Bewilderedbeast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HMS Willow Posted March 12, 2007 Share Posted March 12, 2007 She could end up looking like A BIT OF A DUMMY Some sing of Celtic, Rangers And some of Motherwell Of Hibs and Partick Thistle And other teams as well But of all the famous football teams There’s one that they’ve forgotten With a Ra Ra Ra and a Cha Cha Cha IT’S THE FAMOUS GREENOCK MORTON Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest se65an Posted March 12, 2007 Share Posted March 12, 2007 Appparantly she was aked what her favorite toy was as a waine, she replied that she always played with her leg o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bewilderedbeast Posted March 12, 2007 Share Posted March 12, 2007 Appparantly she was aked what her favorite toy was as a waine, she replied that she always played with her leg o Was it not Tic Tac TOE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest se65an Posted March 12, 2007 Share Posted March 12, 2007 Was it not Tic Tac TOE I wood not know. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bewilderedbeast Posted March 12, 2007 Share Posted March 12, 2007 Asked who her favourite footballers were, Heather Mills replied, well I have two favourites really Paul McGoWAN and Sylvain LEGwinski Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest se65an Posted March 12, 2007 Share Posted March 12, 2007 Asked who her favourite footballers were, Heather Mills replied, well I have two favourites really Paul McGoWAN and Sylvain LEGwinski Aye and she said she hated the 3 legged race at school Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puggsy_ton Posted March 12, 2007 Share Posted March 12, 2007 You know all these poor tasted jokes will have an effect on her legacy. *bolts it* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bewilderedbeast Posted March 12, 2007 Share Posted March 12, 2007 These threads are absolutely "prosthetic" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest se65an Posted March 12, 2007 Share Posted March 12, 2007 These threads are absolutely "prosthetic" You trying to pull my leg? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lazy_ar*e_student Posted March 12, 2007 Share Posted March 12, 2007 to be honest this thread has gotten out of leghand. i think some people knee-d to toe the line WHEREVER IT TAKES US- WHATEVER IT TAKES Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest se65an Posted March 12, 2007 Share Posted March 12, 2007 to be honest this thread has gotten out of leghand. i think some people knee-d to toe the line This is so funny I cany leg go Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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