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#1 vikingTON

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Posted 31 December 2019 - 05:04 PM

Given that the ‘I love my club’ thread predictably died on its arse after a couple of pages of largely meaningless fluff, it’s worth granting the much stronger, opposite sentiment a thread of its own. Think of it as a common venting chamber for all that is and has been abysmal, disgraceful or just plain pathetic at this once-proud football club that its custodians should be striving to resolve at once.

I’ll kick us off:

- The fact that a stupid, wee, tinpot outfit like Livingston, possessing a fraction of this club’s core and potential fanbase, started the current decade in the Third Division and finish it sitting fifth in the Premiership; while in the same period a parade of Morton managers have tried to claim that a midtable finish or mere survival in the second tier is the most that supporters should ever hope to witness at Cappielow.

Your turn.
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The site is supposed to be a place for the extended 'family' of Morton supporters - having an affinity with people that you don't know, because you share a love of your local football club. It's not supposed to be about point scoring and showing how 'clever' or 'funny' you are, or just being downright rude and offensive to people you don't know, because you can get away with it. Unfortunately, it seems the classic case of people who have little standing/presence in real life, use this forum as a way of making themselves feel as if they are something. It's sad, and I've said that before..

So, having been on Morton forums for about 15 years I guess, I've had enough... well done t*ssers, another Morton supporter driven away. You can all feel happy at how 'clever' you are


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Posted 31 December 2019 - 05:13 PM

The entire Rae family, including cadet branches, and all their descendants unto the twelfth generation.


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Posted 31 December 2019 - 06:14 PM

A somewhat similar view as VT. The fact that Meadowbank, Gretna, QOS,Falkirk,Airdrie & Skunks have all had a taste of Europe while we just yoyo on through the lower tiers


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#4 TheGoon

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Posted 31 December 2019 - 07:27 PM

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THAT GUY THAT KEEPS WHISTLING
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Posted 31 December 2019 - 07:56 PM

That manky bastard in the Cowshed that smokes his wee cigars. C***.
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Posted 31 December 2019 - 09:44 PM

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The preposterous sauce table
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Posted 31 December 2019 - 10:38 PM

State-of-the-art advertising TV screens which still show players who are warming up on the field for the opposition.


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“McGhee needs some support, there’s no-one backing him up.

Hayes playing it forward, Bell being forced to do it all alone, now forward from Marr, here’s Ritchie, still Andy Ritchie, look at the control…”

 

“That is a marvellous goal from Andy Ritchie. Twenty minutes on the clock and Morton’s supporters come alive. A goal which epitomises the control, the arrogance, the cheek of Andy Ritchie.”


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Posted 31 December 2019 - 10:52 PM

Making a cunt of just about everything.

And when there is a wee ray of positivity or light, going back to making a cunt of it.
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Posted 31 December 2019 - 10:57 PM

Where to start... The board are cunts, some of the players are cunts, a lot of the fans are cunts.

And that cunt who sits in the stand with the high pitched voice talking players through games😭.

Morton. The cunts club.
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Posted 31 December 2019 - 11:19 PM

Everything, and every single one of you lot.

Happy New Year to absolutely none of you.
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You address me by my proper title, you little bollocks! 


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Posted 01 January 2020 - 09:51 AM

Given that the ‘I love my club’ thread predictably died on its arse after a couple of pages of largely meaningless fluff, it’s worth granting the much stronger, opposite sentiment a thread of its own. Think of it as a common venting chamber for all that is and has been abysmal, disgraceful or just plain pathetic at this once-proud football club that its custodians should be striving to resolve at once.

I’ll kick us off:

- The fact that a stupid, wee, tinpot outfit like Livingston, possessing a fraction of this club’s core and potential fanbase, started the current decade in the Third Division and finish it sitting fifth in the Premiership; while in the same period a parade of Morton managers have tried to claim that a midtable finish or mere survival in the second tier is the most that supporters should ever hope to witness at Cappielow.

Your turn.

Acceptance of mediocrity has been endemic in the club and much of the fanbase from as far back as I can remember, but it seems to be at a whole new level now. In the 40-odd years of being a fan, I don''t think I've ever felt as apathetic and pessimistic about the future as I do now. Of course I'll still be a fan till I or the club dies, whatever comes first, but I'm no longer euphoric when we win or absolutely gutted when we lose, and I don't think I'll ever get that back again.


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#12 The Bewilderedbeast

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Posted 01 January 2020 - 11:43 AM

Acceptance of mediocrity has been endemic in the club and much of the fanbase from as far back as I can remember, but it seems to be at a whole new level now. In the 40-odd years of being a fan, I don''t think I've ever felt as apathetic and pessimistic about the future as I do now. Of course I'll still be a fan till I or the club dies, whatever comes first, but I'm no longer euphoric when we win or absolutely gutted when we lose, and I don't think I'll ever get that back again.


Exactly this
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#13 Mr.Blue

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Posted 01 January 2020 - 12:02 PM

Acceptance of mediocrity has been endemic in the club and much of the fanbase from as far back as I can remember, but it seems to be at a whole new level now. In the 40-odd years of being a fan, I don''t think I've ever felt as apathetic and pessimistic about the future as I do now. Of course I'll still be a fan till I or the club dies, whatever comes first, but I'm no longer euphoric when we win or absolutely gutted when we lose, and I don't think I'll ever get that back again.


Nail on the head.
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Posted 01 January 2020 - 03:32 PM

I hate my ego isn't stroked at hospitality. So much so I go into a huge rant on here about it when someone posts a one sentence message about it
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Posted 01 January 2020 - 03:45 PM

You should probably try that one again when you’ve sobered up; or better still, don’t bother.
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The site is supposed to be a place for the extended 'family' of Morton supporters - having an affinity with people that you don't know, because you share a love of your local football club. It's not supposed to be about point scoring and showing how 'clever' or 'funny' you are, or just being downright rude and offensive to people you don't know, because you can get away with it. Unfortunately, it seems the classic case of people who have little standing/presence in real life, use this forum as a way of making themselves feel as if they are something. It's sad, and I've said that before..

So, having been on Morton forums for about 15 years I guess, I've had enough... well done t*ssers, another Morton supporter driven away. You can all feel happy at how 'clever' you are


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Posted 01 January 2020 - 06:50 PM

, I don''t think I've ever felt as apathetic and pessimistic about the future as I do now. Of course I'll still be a fan till I or the club dies, whatever comes first, but I'm no longer euphoric when we win or absolutely gutted when we lose, and I don't think I'll ever get that back again.

Yes its now more habitual going than fan following

Surely the 2020's can't be as bad. I hope this forum dies before it kills the club.

Edited by Ton4life, 01 January 2020 - 06:51 PM.

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#17 Toby

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Posted 01 January 2020 - 07:25 PM

Yes its now more habitual going than fan following

Surely the 2020's can't be as bad. I hope this forum dies before it kills the club.


Right, whose alias is this attention seeking chopper?

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5/1 Zhivago
25/1 Bawheid
66/1 Ernie
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Show Grasses The Red Dot.


#18 King Bee

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Posted 01 January 2020 - 08:26 PM

I hate the thought that bloody Grangemouth will still get to the SPL before we do.
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#19 Alan_Partridge_Ton

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Posted 01 January 2020 - 08:51 PM

Right, whose alias is this attention seeking chopper?

4/7 Gordon
6/4 cornbeef
5/1 Zhivago
25/1 Bawheid
66/1 Ernie


King Bee is Gordon. Reckon this is Bawheid or Ernie.
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#20 TheGoon

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Posted 01 January 2020 - 11:42 PM

I hate the thought that bloody Grangemouth will still get to the SPL before we do.


If they work out time travel before us aye.
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