You're obviously not stupid, so I don't believe for one minute that you don't agree that pre-sterilising trolley handles, if you have alcohol gel to allow you to do so, is a prudent thing to do.
Oh dear. Here is what you literally just sanctioned as
the only way to reduce the risk to a minimum
Just keep washing your hands, keep a distance and don't touch your face. The rest is in the lap of the Gods.
Note the absence of 'sanitising trolley handles like a paranoid weirdo' from that list.
So not really sure why you continue to insist it's weird or and OCD-based thing to do, and what you're trying to achieve by insisting it.
It's really not my fault that you stormed into the thread under the delusion that you had some stunning, hot take to offer, only to progressively row back from it under scrutiny and ended up completely contradicting yourself and looking like a massive tit instead*. Just as you did while donning a full hazmat suit for your latest, gormless jaunt to Lidl.
Gutted for you.
* otherwise known as 'doing a Zhivago'
The site is supposed to be a place for the extended 'family' of Morton supporters - having an affinity with people that you don't know, because you share a love of your local football club. It's not supposed to be about point scoring and showing how 'clever' or 'funny' you are, or just being downright rude and offensive to people you don't know, because you can get away with it. Unfortunately, it seems the classic case of people who have little standing/presence in real life, use this forum as a way of making themselves feel as if they are something. It's sad, and I've said that before..
So, having been on Morton forums for about 15 years I guess, I've had enough... well done t*ssers, another Morton supporter driven away. You can all feel happy at how 'clever' you are