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I heard LargsTon gets up to sing Robson & Jerome's "I Believe" at the Horseshoe karaoke after half a glass of Babycham.

My sources tell me EanieMeany goes for a piss and still pulls his trousers and pants right down to his ankles at the urinals. Sad!

"CORNBEEF IS A BELLEND"

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My sources tell me EanieMeany goes for a piss and still pulls his trousers and pants right down to his ankles at the urinals. Sad!

None of this is very special, though. There used to be a guy who posted on here who wiped and alcoholic tramp’s arse and did the Keystore run for his fags and Thunderbird in the hope of bagging a holiday to Salou which never materialised.

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None of this is very special, though. There used to be a guy who posted on here who wiped and alcoholic tramp’s arse and did the Keystore run for his fags and Thunderbird in the hope of bagging a holiday to Salou which never materialised.

Oh God, you’ve opened a can of worms there....

 

That comment is a real.... Partridge amongst the pigeons!

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Never forget one thing though. I'll still show you youngsters how it's done when it comes to the crunch.

 

That's alright, once we've been lifted off the boat and poured into the custody suite at Stranraer you can drive down and collect us. 

You address me by my proper title, you little bollocks! 


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