LargsTON Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 “What do you know of the crunch? You’ve never even been to the crunch.†Fuck up Peter. Who even are you. "CORNBEEF IS A BELLEND" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joebananas Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 Fuck up Peter. Who even are you.Stop asking posters to declare their identity on this forum, ya creepy bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LargsTON Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 Stop asking posters to declare their identity on this forum, ya creepy bastard. And who might you be, Joe? Bet child protectors have you on file. "CORNBEEF IS A BELLEND" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EanieMeany Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 I heard LargsTon gets up to sing Robson & Jerome's "I Believe" at the Horseshoe karaoke after half a glass of Babycham. AWMSC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LargsTON Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 I heard LargsTon gets up to sing Robson & Jerome's "I Believe" at the Horseshoe karaoke after half a glass of Babycham. My sources tell me EanieMeany goes for a piss and still pulls his trousers and pants right down to his ankles at the urinals. Sad! "CORNBEEF IS A BELLEND" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joebananas Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 And who might you be, Joe? Bet child protectors have you on file.I admit to being a lot of things, but at least I’m not a high court grass like you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LargsTON Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 I admit to being a lot of things, but at least I’m not a high court grass like you. Haha. I'm sure your time in Barlinnie served you well, champ. "CORNBEEF IS A BELLEND" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EanieMeany Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 My sources tell me EanieMeany goes for a piss and still pulls his trousers and pants right down to his ankles at the urinals. Sad! Easier to untuck than to unroll. Stop saying sources when you mean the cameras you hide inside toilet roll holders. AWMSC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BluebirdTon Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 Haha. I'm sure your time in Barlinnie served you well, champ. You’re just raging you’ve lost your keys to your cave underneath the stand, ya rat! The Ton Survived & Your Pipe Dream Died 18th September 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LargsTON Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 You’re just raging you’ve lost your keys to your cave underneath the stand, ya rat! That's the first exclusive you've just about got right "BluebirdTon." "CORNBEEF IS A BELLEND" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joebananas Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 That's the first exclusive you've just about got right "BluebirdTon."Grass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LargsTON Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 Grass. ^^^lifers sex toy "CORNBEEF IS A BELLEND" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toby Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 My sources tell me EanieMeany goes for a piss and still pulls his trousers and pants right down to his ankles at the urinals. Sad! None of this is very special, though. There used to be a guy who posted on here who wiped and alcoholic tramp’s arse and did the Keystore run for his fags and Thunderbird in the hope of bagging a holiday to Salou which never materialised. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EanieMeany Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 Never mind that, FlyerTon stands outside shops selling RS Porto carrier bags to pensioners for 3 pence in a forlorn attempt to undercut "the man". AWMSC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan_Partridge_Ton Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 None of this is very special, though. There used to be a guy who posted on here who wiped and alcoholic tramp’s arse and did the Keystore run for his fags and Thunderbird in the hope of bagging a holiday to Salou which never materialised. Oh God, you’ve opened a can of worms there.... That comment is a real.... Partridge amongst the pigeons! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EanieMeany Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 Oh God, you’ve opened a can of worms there.... That comment is a real.... Partridge amongst the pigeons! Again, it's fine to join in! AWMSC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan_Partridge_Ton Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 Again, it's fine to join in! Thanks a lot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capitanus Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 Cheers. Suppose I am a miserable bastard when it comes to us. Morton makes you bitter with age. It can turn you into a tight arsed one as well. *insert signature here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joebananas Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 It can turn you into a tight arsed one as well. Welcome to the party, el capitano. It’s refreshing to read a post from you which doesn’t contain the words “harebrained†or “ivry buddy chips in munnyâ€. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BishopBrennan Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 Never forget one thing though. I'll still show you youngsters how it's done when it comes to the crunch. That's alright, once we've been lifted off the boat and poured into the custody suite at Stranraer you can drive down and collect us. You address me by my proper title, you little bollocks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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