Colkitto Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 Ronaldinho, Zinedine Zidane and James McFadden are standing before God at the throne of Heaven. God looks at them and says; "before granting you a place at my side, I must first ask you what you believe in." Addressing Ronaldinho first he asks, "what do you believe?" Ronaldinho looks God in the eye and states passionately, "I believe Football to be the food of life. Nothing else brings such unbridled joy to so many people from the slums of Rio to the bright lights of Barcelona. I have devoted my life to bring such joy to people who stood on the terraces supporting their club." God looks up and offers Ronaldinho the seat to his left. He then turns to ZiZou, "and you, Zinedine , what do you believe?" Zidane stands tall and proud, "I believe courage, honour and passion are the fundamentals to life and I've spent my whole playing career providing a living embodiment of these traits." God, moved by the passion of the speech offers Zidane the seat to his right. Finally, he turns to Faddy "and you, James, what do you believe?" "I believe" says Faddy "you're sitting in my seat." Don't blame me I voted Yes!!!! - We tried to tell you !!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackie Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 May aswell post my joke in here aswell and save another thread, sorry for hijacking. Did you know that Frank Ribery Bet Scotland to win 1-0 last night but bookies are refusing to pay out due to the state of his coupon. Too far and last one just to make sure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GiGi Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 May aswell post my joke in here aswell and save another thread, sorry for hijacking. Did you know that Frank Ribery Bet Scotland to win 1-0 last night but bookies are refusing to pay out due to the state of his coupon. Too far Hahaha Peter Weatherson is the greatest player since Ritchie, and should be assigned 'chairman for life' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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