capitanus Posted March 18, 2018 Share Posted March 18, 2018 ...I remember when this came out around the time of Euro96, it was never given any airplay (understandable) and it was slated in the papers, but it over 20 years later I realise this is the work of genius. Not exactly Andicap Cameron giving it Yabadabadooo etc. Way more classy than that: https://youtu.be/THhs5ebU-us Lyrics here: In every hick town in Caledonia Across this pseudo nation You can see the most fucked up scum that was shat into creation Where a blue McEwan's Lager top equals no imagination You're hunbelievable You're hunbelievable What do they do with all the confiscated bevy, The polis? Buckets and bags of it? Give it to the jakies? Nah. Drink it themselves? Mibbe. Give it back to the retailers so they can sell it all back to us over again The cunts You're hunbelievable You're hunbelievable The mystery of Scottish sport Is why we hate the English so. I love the English very much As long as they don't fuckin beat us in the European nations cup You're hunbelievable You're hunbelievable Sitting outside Wembley in '79, Jock punks in London, massive carry out Talking to a guy in an ice cream van So drunk for weeks and we're goin Way past the point of wantin tickets. It would be horrendous now if someone was to hand you a fuckin ticket You'd have to leave all the bevy outside the grounds by the polis dump bins No fuckin way! Ten minutes into the fuckin game We'd be climbing up the walls to get out. Fuckin hell. Remember the banner "Alcoholism beats communism" Well it beats the fuck out of football as well. Think you're a success Your psyche's a mess Your economy is in distress Sittin and waiting for the inevitable shut out that never comes Sittin and waiting for the inevitable shut out that never fuckin comes *insert signature here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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