King Bee Posted December 28, 2019 Share Posted December 28, 2019 Today's half time result: This site - 88 The groomed-arsed one - 6 (one of those was me) No posts throughout the game, updates etc. Or from anyone at the game which makes you wonder if that is really a Morton website or just a person with an agenda against Crawford Rae, over something unrelated to Morton. Which is it? Sounds like Gordon Tadger isn't the only one with an agenda pal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capitanus Posted December 28, 2019 Author Share Posted December 28, 2019 Sounds like Gordon Tadger isn't the only one with an agenda pal. My agenda is purely of the 'point and laugh at him' variety. Anyway, what's your problem? *insert signature here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Bee Posted December 28, 2019 Share Posted December 28, 2019 No problem here pal. You just sound a bit angry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan_Partridge_Ton Posted December 29, 2019 Share Posted December 29, 2019 No problem here pal. You just sound a bit angry. How’s it going Gordon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Bee Posted December 29, 2019 Share Posted December 29, 2019 Tadger? Don't think so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capitanus Posted December 29, 2019 Author Share Posted December 29, 2019 Tadger? Don't think so. Aye, you're definitely a Tadger. Next. *insert signature here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capitanus Posted January 11, 2020 Author Share Posted January 11, 2020 Today's halftime scores: This forum: 96 users online Gordon's forum: None. *insert signature here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capitanus Posted January 18, 2020 Author Share Posted January 18, 2020 Today's halftime scores: This forum still miles ahead at 159-3 (and one of those was me) Yer still getting porked by Porky. GiFUY. Edit to add: Gordon is now claiming he has 19 users viewing his board. I only see him and Bollockheid. Even in the unlikely event that you have 19 individuals using your silly wee forum, you are still miles behind. You aren't even the second busiest Morton related website on the internet. Just let that sink in. *insert signature here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capitanus Posted January 25, 2020 Author Share Posted January 25, 2020 Today's half time result: Everyone's favourite Morton messageboard : 231 Gordon 'Monobrowed fat cunt with a stutter' messageboard : 24 or 3 (whichever you choose to use) Still getting porked by Porky. Incidentally only. One person was using the forum with the thread about the game, but both Bollockhead and Stutter were busy lurking about the thread they created to abuse members of this forum. Sad cunts. They aren't Morton supporters. *insert signature here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan_Partridge_Ton Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 Today's half time result: Everyone's favourite Morton messageboard : 231 Gordon 'Monobrowed fat cunt with a stutter' messageboard : 24 or 3 (whichever you choose to use) Still getting porked by Porky. Incidentally only. One person was using the forum with the thread about the game, but both Bollockhead and Stutter were busy lurking about the thread they created to abuse members of this forum. Sad cunts. They aren't Morton supporters. Clydeview2 is a marvellous poster he really is. The avatar of the Peroni boddle is ‘Spot on’. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capitanus Posted February 1, 2020 Author Share Posted February 1, 2020 Themortonforum.com 130* users Stutter stutter Porky stutters forum: 10 users (if you can really believe that) Same time next week, Bollockhead? * ETA - it was actually 203. *insert signature here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capitanus Posted February 2, 2020 Author Share Posted February 2, 2020 :lol: I feel the need to share this one with you, from the Groomed-arse stuttering forum, which is now frequented by Bollockheid. Check the absolute nick of this tear-stained mess from 7.25am this morning: The Winner The Winner Posts : 10 Join date : 2019-12-27 Location : Right behind you! At 7.25 this morning, on a forum destroyed by trolls and fools the Morton v Dundee match thread had scraped to a total of 52 replies from 3631 members = 1.9% On this ever more popular message board's equivalent match thread there were 53 replies from 236 members. = 23% PPPPput that in yer PPPPpipe and smoke it PPPPporky! big grin I was at the game yesterday and regularly had a wee look at how the forum was doing. I seen a good mix of folk on here - some at the game, some local, some overseas ex-pats, some folk who are working up north or living down south, some offshore, people viewing the forum whilst at work etc. Overall, a good mix of people. The beautiful people. REAL Morton supporters. It was good healthy debate about the game as it was played out, and a real joy to read as always. In contrast, the Groomed-arse forum only had ONE solitary post during the game, from Dyer himself, which stated that Dundee were 1-0 up. No mention of our equaliser. No mention of anything else that happened during the game until the BBC boy filed his match report. Funny that, isn't it? Not even QuickDraw or any of his imaginary 'Cowshed Bangers' even posted anything during the game. Why was that? Maybe it was that solitary Dyer post that had someone rejoicing at the back of 7 on a cold Sunday morning. For that reason I am so glad it happened. Same time next week, Gordon? *insert signature here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capitanus Posted February 8, 2020 Author Share Posted February 8, 2020 This week's scores: As taken from the 'other' forum: alk of the 'Ton » 'TALK OF THE TON' - ANYTHING MORTON RELATED. Moderators : NoneUsers browsing this forum: None No posts since 2.33pm, not even on their thread with all the vitriolic abuse, funny that isn't it? Thanks for playing again, champ ETA from this site: 223 users are online (in the past 15 minutes) 22 members, 198 guests, 3 anonymous users (See full list) You must love the Pork, Gordon. Same time next week? *insert signature here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capitanus Posted February 11, 2020 Author Share Posted February 11, 2020 Check the absolute nick of this, folks: THE RESULTS KEEP COMING IN! on Sun Feb 09, 2020 5:53 am Clydeview2 Clydeview2 Posts : 48 Join date : 2019-10-10 Location : Playing with my weans. Yesterday evening in the very excellent dedicated section of this ever more popular message board, the Queen of the South highlights were posted by admin at 8.48 p.m. On that struggling default forum for wee fannies, trolls, and closet poofs, said highlights appeared - courtesy of an ordinary poster - well over an hour later, with the caption ‘that was quick! The results keep coming in One of Groomed-arse Gordon's many aliases is making a big deal over posting a video of QotS's highlights on their silly wee forum, a WHOLE HOUR before someone posted it on here. This event, whilst not even measuring on the 'do I give a flying fuck' meter, has sparked celebrations in Linwood to the extent that they're really pushing the boat out - they've opened a tin of Cornbeef to accompany tonight's Spaghetti Hoops. Watching highlights online isn't going to the game, Champ. Just let that sink in. *insert signature here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan_Partridge_Ton Posted February 11, 2020 Share Posted February 11, 2020 Check the absolute nick of this, folks: One of Groomed-arse Gordon's many aliases is making a big deal over posting a video of QotS's highlights on their silly wee forum, a WHOLE HOUR before someone posted it on here. This event, whilst not even measuring on the 'do I give a flying fuck' meter, has sparked celebrations in Linwood to the extent that they're really pushing the boat out - they've opened a tin of Cornbeef to accompany tonight's Spaghetti Hoops. Watching highlights online isn't going to the game, Champ. Just let that sink in. ‘The Norseman is quickly becoming the Polo Lounge of Inverclyde’ according to Bravo, Johnny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capitanus Posted February 11, 2020 Author Share Posted February 11, 2020 ‘The Norseman is quickly becoming the Polo Lounge of Inverclyde’ according to Bravo, Johnny! Maybe Salty will pop in at some point then. *insert signature here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capitanus Posted February 15, 2020 Author Share Posted February 15, 2020 The Groomed-arse messageboard has been spared from its weekly humiliation this weekend, game postponed. *insert signature here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capitanus Posted February 15, 2020 Author Share Posted February 15, 2020 I know that Isaid I would spare the Stammerer from another humiliation this week, well I just can't help it: Talk of the 'Ton » 'TALK OF THE TON' - ANYTHING MORTON RELATED. Moderators : NoneUsers browsing this forum: None Permissions in this forum: You cannot post new topics in this forum You cannot reply to topics in this forum In comparison there are currently 227 people on this forum. Which I await another week of your seethe. *insert signature here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LargsTON Posted February 15, 2020 Share Posted February 15, 2020 Let it go mate. Nobody cares anymore. "CORNBEEF IS A BELLEND" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BishopBrennan Posted February 15, 2020 Share Posted February 15, 2020 Let it go mate. Nobody cares anymore. I do. You address me by my proper title, you little bollocks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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