Christmas Pies - Page 3 - General Nonsense - TheMortonForum.com Jump to content
TheMortonForum.com

Christmas Pies


HEISENBURG

Recommended Posts

  • Replies 140
  • Created
  • Last Reply

I think you ate a couple of cows ya fat c*nt.  ;)

Prime Scotch Beef, that's one of my favourites. :thumbup2:

 

On the other hand, you eat Golden Drummers for your tea, you fucking cheapskate. :lol:

 

You lose, Dickhead. Pointing and Laughing at you. :lol:

*insert signature here*

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Prime Scotch Beef, that's one of my favourites. :thumbup2:

 

On the other hand, you eat Golden Drummers for your tea, you ****ing cheapskate. :lol:

 

You lose, Dickhead. Pointing and Laughing at you. :lol:

 

Do you get special rates from your clients Paul?

 

Maybe if you changed jobs you'd start to shift some of those unwanted stones pounds.  ;)

 

You can't beat Golden Drummers, chips and beans on a cold winters night. But you know that already ya creepy stalker.  :thumbup2:

 

I see you're back to naming yourself the winner in your imaginary games again. That'll be because you're a fat c*nt who's won f*ck all in his life. Loser, and dickhead.  :lol:

<span style='font-size: 14px;'><em class='bbc'>"That LinwoodTon's a c*nt, eh?"</em></span>

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Do you get special rates from your clients Paul?

 

Maybe if you changed jobs you'd start to shift some of those unwanted stones pounds.  ;)

 

You can't beat Golden Drummers, chips and beans on a cold winters night. But you know that already ya creepy stalker.  :thumbup2:

 

I see you're back to naming yourself the winner in your imaginary games again. That'll be because you're a fat c*nt who's won f*ck all in his life. Loser, and dickhead.  :lol:

PMSL @ you.

 

What a fucking dribbling mess you are right now. :lol:

 

You have got 'Epic Fail' coursing through you like a stick of rock. Golden Drummers, Beans - naw, Spaghetti Hoops - and Microchips says it all about you.

 

I dont need to call you any names here, you know what you are. :lol: :lol:

 

 

Game, set and match.

*insert signature here*

Link to comment
Share on other sites

PMSL @ you.

 

What a ****ing dribbling mess you are right now. :lol:

 

You have got 'Epic Fail' coursing through you like a stick of rock. Golden Drummers, Beans - naw, Spaghetti Hoops - and Microchips says it all about you.

 

I dont need to call you any names here, you know what you are. :lol: :lol:

 

 

Game, set and match.

 

^^^ Clearly rattled.  :lol:

 

Watch that blood pressure now, with all that weight pounding your chest you'll be lucky to see the bells in.  :lol:

<span style='font-size: 14px;'><em class='bbc'>"That LinwoodTon's a c*nt, eh?"</em></span>

Link to comment
Share on other sites

^^^ Clearly rattled. :lol:

 

Watch that blood pressure now, with all that weight pounding your chest you'll be lucky to see the bells in. :lol:

I'm as fit as a fiddle, Dyer. ;)

 

Are you going to the St. Mirren game on Hogmanay?

 

Edit to add: Shall we sing another wee song about you?

*insert signature here*

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I'm as fit as a fiddle, Dyer. ;)

 

Are you going to the St. Mirren game on Hogmanay?

 

Edit to add: Shall we sing another wee song about you?

 

I've never seen a fiddle that shape.  :lol:

<span style='font-size: 14px;'><em class='bbc'>"That LinwoodTon's a c*nt, eh?"</em></span>

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Do you get special rates from your clients Paul?

 

Maybe if you changed jobs you'd start to shift some of those unwanted stones pounds.  ;)

 

You can't beat Golden Drummers, chips and beans on a cold winters night. But you know that already ya creepy stalker.  :thumbup2:

 

I see you're back to naming yourself the winner in your imaginary games again. That'll be because you're a fat c*nt who's won f*ck all in his life. Loser, and dickhead.  :lol:

You're totally not upset here, Bluto.

"CORNBEEF IS A BELLEND"

Link to comment
Share on other sites

You're totally not upset here, Bluto.

 

Correct Beav, never been so not upset in my life. Why would I be?

 

While you're here, have a red dot, Dickhead.  :)

<span style='font-size: 14px;'><em class='bbc'>"That LinwoodTon's a c*nt, eh?"</em></span>

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.




×
×
  • Create New...