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Brown sauce? Reminds me of a story I could share about Dutch elms!

Did it involve you, Noel Edmonds, Keith Chegwin and Maggie Philibin?

 

Also,

 

What do you think of Jane McDonald? Do you think she could be the female Alan Partridge? I saw her on a TV show where she was on a cruise ship enjoying her self, sampling the food, enjoying the spa, the day trips and the over 50s disco. Then at the end she bursts into song with her rendition of Ultravox's 'Vienna'.

 

It was classic Partridge. Check it out.

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Did it involve you, Noel Edmonds, Keith Chegwin and Maggie Philibin?

 

Also,

 

What do you think of Jane McDonald? Do you think she could be the female Alan Partridge? I saw her on a TV show where she was on a cruise ship enjoying her self, sampling the food, enjoying the spa, the day trips and the over 50s disco. Then at the end she bursts into song with her rendition of Ultravox's 'Vienna'.

 

It was classic Partridge. Check it out.

Don’t even get me started on Edmonds, Noel!

 

Jane McDonald is a stunner. I’m interested in her, sex wise.

 

Oh Jane you know your onions!

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Not quite but I'm flattered that the anonymous mods choose to delete my posts rather than just ban me. Very amusing indeed.

Even MCT are more transparent than the cowards who run this place.

At least you aren't bothered by it. :D

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Don’t even get me started on Edmonds, Noel!

Jane McDonald is a stunner. I’m interested in her, sex wise.

Oh Jane you know your onions!

Check this out:

 

https://www.express.co.uk/celebrity-news/1134401/Carol-Vorderman-Lorraine-ITV-Grease-Twitter-video-news-latest/amp

 

They are all after your crown, Partridge.

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