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#1 Alan_Partridge_Ton

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Posted 26 May 2019 - 08:48 AM

Disgusted by the result yesterday.

The last great Protestant hope for 2018/2019 in Scottish football destroyed by a corrupt referee. Discuss.

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Posted 26 May 2019 - 10:16 AM

Are Hearts a gay club? A club for gay Football supporters?
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#3 Alan_Partridge_Ton

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Posted 26 May 2019 - 10:22 AM

Are Hearts a gay club? A club for gay Football supporters?


No sorry you’re right, I should have said Midlothian, Heart of.

Either way, I’m a homosceptic!

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Posted 26 May 2019 - 10:31 AM

No sorry you’re right, I should have said Midlothian, Heart of.
Either way, I’m a homosceptic!


We know.

They like their brown sauce out that way.
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#5 Alan_Partridge_Ton

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Posted 26 May 2019 - 10:34 AM

We know.

They like their brown sauce out that way.


Brown sauce? Reminds me of a story I could share about Dutch elms!

#6 capitanus

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Posted 26 May 2019 - 11:37 AM

Brown sauce? Reminds me of a story I could share about Dutch elms!


Did it involve you, Noel Edmonds, Keith Chegwin and Maggie Philibin?

Also,

What do you think of Jane McDonald? Do you think she could be the female Alan Partridge? I saw her on a TV show where she was on a cruise ship enjoying her self, sampling the food, enjoying the spa, the day trips and the over 50s disco. Then at the end she bursts into song with her rendition of Ultravox's 'Vienna'.

It was classic Partridge. Check it out.
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#7 TONofmemories

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Posted 26 May 2019 - 03:02 PM

Stop talking to yourself, Cap.

TIME FOR CHANGE!


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Posted 26 May 2019 - 03:42 PM

Please stop.

#9 capitanus

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Posted 27 May 2019 - 12:03 AM

Stop talking to yourself, Cap.


:lol:

Partridge isn't me.

Alex Salmond is a Hearts supporter.
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#10 Alan_Partridge_Ton

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Posted 31 May 2019 - 12:48 PM

Did it involve you, Noel Edmonds, Keith Chegwin and Maggie Philibin?

Also,

What do you think of Jane McDonald? Do you think she could be the female Alan Partridge? I saw her on a TV show where she was on a cruise ship enjoying her self, sampling the food, enjoying the spa, the day trips and the over 50s disco. Then at the end she bursts into song with her rendition of Ultravox's 'Vienna'.

It was classic Partridge. Check it out.


Don’t even get me started on Edmonds, Noel!

Jane McDonald is a stunner. I’m interested in her, sex wise.

Oh Jane you know your onions!

#11 Alan_Partridge_Ton

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Posted 31 May 2019 - 12:49 PM

:lol:

Partridge isn't me.

Alex Salmond is a Hearts supporter.


So is Hendry, Stephen.

And Hoy (Sir), Chris!

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Posted 31 May 2019 - 03:01 PM

So is Hendry, Stephen.
And Hoy (Sir), Chris!


What were that guilty of?
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#13 capitanus

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Posted 31 May 2019 - 03:02 PM

Don’t even get me started on Edmonds, Noel!
Jane McDonald is a stunner. I’m interested in her, sex wise.
Oh Jane you know your onions!


Yes, two onions and a kidney dish.
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#14 Alan_Partridge_Ton

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Posted 31 May 2019 - 03:29 PM

Yes, two onions and a kidney dish.


I wonder if Ed De Ball And Lord Volvic will ever be Bouncing Back?

That would be ‘Lovely Stuff’ not my words, the words of... Etta Crouton!

#15 capitanus

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Posted 31 May 2019 - 05:08 PM

I wonder if Ed De Ball And Lord Volvic will ever be Bouncing Back?
That would be ‘Lovely Stuff’ not my words, the words of... Etta Crouton!


Etta Hard-on more like.
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#16 Alan_Partridge_Ton

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Posted 01 June 2019 - 08:40 AM

mental lol


He’s gone again! He’s been banned again!

#17 Alan_Partridge_Ton

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Posted 01 June 2019 - 08:41 AM

What were that guilty of?


One was an Iceman and the other had giant thighs!

#18 capitanus

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Posted 01 June 2019 - 03:53 PM

Not quite but I'm flattered that the anonymous mods choose to delete my posts rather than just ban me. Very amusing indeed.
Even MCT are more transparent than the cowards who run this place.


At least you aren't bothered by it. :D
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#19 Alan_Partridge_Ton

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Posted 01 June 2019 - 04:22 PM

At least you aren't bothered by it. :D


Resetting his post count to zero periodically is far funnier than banning him outright. Lovely stuff!

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Posted 01 June 2019 - 04:47 PM

Don’t even get me started on Edmonds, Noel!
Jane McDonald is a stunner. I’m interested in her, sex wise.
Oh Jane you know your onions!


Check this out:

https://www.express....news-latest/amp

They are all after your crown, Partridge.
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