TRVMP Posted July 24, 2018 Share Posted July 24, 2018 Your maw's the 'third Maisano brother' Your maw scouted Derek Laing Your maw is the Cappielow Pie Your maw still rates Bob McHugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRVMP Posted July 24, 2018 Author Share Posted July 24, 2018 Your maw stands in Sinclair Street... even when it's raining!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRVMP Posted July 24, 2018 Author Share Posted July 24, 2018 Your maw stays behind after games to sing and clap along with 'we follow Morton from Cappielow' Your maw still calls it the SPL Your maw got banned for anti-Irish racism Your maw threw her season book on the pitch after the 4-1 defeat to Stenhousemuir in April 2004 (then applauded them off at the Excelsior) Your maw sells 50/50 tickets Your maw's sustainable Your maw refers to her conduct of loose morals behind the Wee Dublin End with all-comers as 'Project Brave' Your maw was the table when 'Deano' played naked table tennis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRVMP Posted July 24, 2018 Author Share Posted July 24, 2018 *May 2004 but I'm not editing the masterpiece above Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toby Posted July 24, 2018 Share Posted July 24, 2018 “You’ve changed more of Ernie’s nappies than his maw ever did.†Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinwoodTON Posted July 24, 2018 Share Posted July 24, 2018 Yer maw flips burgers for an alcoholic tramp. <span style='font-size: 14px;'><em class='bbc'>"That LinwoodTon's a c*nt, eh?"</em></span> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SramTon Posted July 25, 2018 Share Posted July 25, 2018 Tommy Turner’s wife’s yer maw. Look at her riding pillions on Davy’s sea-bike, carrying an apoplectic macaw in a silver hoop. Oh, Morton, let’s go there this winter! Or learning the Japanese chinchona from that Kobe group, in a dress that looks like a blowtorch rising from one knee, and which should sell big in Texas. Morton, is that real fire? Happy, happy little girl! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trick37 Posted July 25, 2018 Share Posted July 25, 2018 Yo mama (*ahem* yer maw) is so fat..... She was standing at the airport waiting for a yellow cab, while wearing a one-piece jumpsuit..... She bent down to pick something up...her one-piece jumpsuit split up the ass end...and two guys jumped in thinking it was a yellow taxi. "Throw me to the wolves, and I'll return leading the pack." ---Unknown "May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won't." ---General George S. Patton, Jr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cappiecat 1.2 Posted July 25, 2018 Share Posted July 25, 2018 Yo mama (*ahem* yer maw) is so fat..... She was standing at the airport waiting for a yellow cab, while wearing a one-piece jumpsuit..... She bent down to pick something up...her one-piece jumpsuit split up the ass end...and two guys jumped in thinking it was a yellow taxi. 1/10. Truly dreadful joke, told abysmally. Were the two guys ex Morton players?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frankie Boyled Posted July 31, 2018 Share Posted July 31, 2018 Yo mamas so fat, I rolled over twice and I was still on top of her! Thanks my taxi is waiting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cappiecat 1.2 Posted July 31, 2018 Share Posted July 31, 2018 Yo mamas so fat, I rolled over twice and I was still on top of her! Were one of you wearing a Morton top? Did it happen at Cappielow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frankie Boyled Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 Let me fix that for you Cappiecat 1.2 Yo mamas so fat, I rolled over twice and I was still on top of her! As I slowly lowered a Kebab into her mouth using my Morton scarf.. better? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cappiecat 1.2 Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 Yes, now it's a Morton themed yer maw joke. Without rules chaos would reign. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinwoodTON Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 <span style='font-size: 14px;'><em class='bbc'>"That LinwoodTon's a c*nt, eh?"</em></span> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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