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Almost forgot:

 

Spartak Moscow 4

Glasgow Rangers 3

 

Scotland's Neely Men are Scotland's Nearly Men.

 

Two vile clubs with nasty fanbases, but I'm glad to see the lesser of two evils took it. Some of the defending was absolutely abysmal. 

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You have to qualify it by acknowledging that it's been one of the worst spells in the history of the national team, but Darren Fletcher was quite blatantly our best player in every single qualifying campaign from 2006 to 2016. He carried the midfield consistently and saying he didn't perform for Scotland is on a par with arguing that Allan Jenkins didn't play well for Morton. A fantastic player putting in consistent performances who was let down by the utter shite around him.

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Brian Wake my Lord, Brian Wake

Brian Wake my Lord, Brian Wake

Brian Wake my Lord, Brian Wake

Oh Lord, Brian Wake

 

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I was proper raging yesterday because the first leg of the Libertadores final was postponed. The pitch at the Bombonera was massively waterlogged because Boca are seemingly a pack of amateurs. It's been rearranged for 7pm UK time tonight. A continental final called off for a bit of rain. It's not like it was a historic hurricane or anything. Just "torrential", the same way hundreds of clubs will face rain across the globe this weekend.

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2nd leg of Boca v River moved to the Bernabeu. Crowd trouble seemed inevitable when you have a two legged home & away final. Surely time for them to change it to a one-legged neutral venue final in future.

 

A two legged final always did strike me as odd, but the first leg was a cracking watch. It'll be interesting to see how much Boca/River fans actually show up, compared to locals and tourists. 

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One of the last, if not the actual last, full-time pro teams in Europe to be winless finally managed its first victory this weekend. Helmond Sport are still bottom of the Dutch second tier, but pulled off an unlikely 3-0 win over Sparta Rotterdam:

 

 

The standard of play is absolutely rotten, considering that Sparta in particular are a pretty major club by Benelux standards, but that's Helmond off the mark.

 

Sparta remain second in the table on goal difference, level on points with Go Ahead Eagles above them and Den Bosch below. In fact just three points separate the first five teams.

 

Helmond remain bottom, also on goal difference, but the latest abortive attempt at a pyramid in Dutch football means that they can't be relegated anyway. The winner of the Tweede Divisie will not come up, so Helmond will not go down.

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Kilmarnock top of the league, eh?

 

Just think about it, an anniversary dinner 30 years from now and some alcoholic, Ayrshire tramp still whining about a f*ck up with money ten years on from that, whilst his lapdog does the Keystore run for his fags and Thunderbird every morning.

 

I used to sit in the stand with my Dad and there was a guy and his wife, both from Kilmarnock, who appeared behind us from 1994 to 97.

 

Guy was a mentalist and absolutely hated Peter Cormack Snr.   Bear in mind this was the Lindberg, Rajamaki, Lilley, McInnes etc. era where we were going great and playing some of the best stuff ever.    No matter what happened Cormack was getting it, starting from the moment the team (picked by McGraw) was announced.   We'd be comfortably winning and McGraw makes a sub in injury time: "CORMACK!!! You ***ing clown!!!" etc.   His wee wife would be trying to calm him down as he's near giving himself a stroke.

 

Anyway, all throughout the 96-97 season he kept announcing that he'd had enough and was going to get a season ticket for Killie.  Never saw them again after that, so presume that's what they did. 

 

So, anyway, that's the guy.

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Look at her riding pillions on Davy’s sea-bike, carrying an apoplectic macaw in a silver hoop. Oh, Morton, let’s go there this winter!  Or learning the Japanese chinchona from that Kobe group, in a dress that looks like a blowtorch rising from one knee, and which should sell big in Texas. Morton, is that real fire? Happy, happy little girl!

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I used to sit in the stand with my Dad and there was a guy and his wife, both from Kilmarnock, who appeared behind us from 1994 to 97.

 

Guy was a mentalist and absolutely hated Peter Cormack Snr. Bear in mind this was the Lindberg, Rajamaki, Lilley, McInnes etc. era where we were going great and playing some of the best stuff ever. No matter what happened Cormack was getting it, starting from the moment the team (picked by McGraw) was announced. We'd be comfortably winning and McGraw makes a sub in injury time: "CORMACK!!! You ***ing clown!!!" etc. His wee wife would be trying to calm him down as he's near giving himself a stroke.

 

Anyway, all throughout the 96-97 season he kept announcing that he'd had enough and was going to get a season ticket for Killie. Never saw them again after that, so presume that's what they did.

 

So, anyway, that's the guy.

Cormack was everyone’s scapegoat until he scored against those b*stards, tbf.

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Cormack was everyone’s scapegoat until he scored against those b*stards, tbf.

No, it was Cormack Snr the guy had a problem with (he didn’t like junior much either, but that was rational).

Look at her riding pillions on Davy’s sea-bike, carrying an apoplectic macaw in a silver hoop. Oh, Morton, let’s go there this winter!  Or learning the Japanese chinchona from that Kobe group, in a dress that looks like a blowtorch rising from one knee, and which should sell big in Texas. Morton, is that real fire? Happy, happy little girl!

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