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Worst Team of the Decade - Full Backs


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43 members have voted

  1. 1. Full Backs

    • Ryan McGuffie
      0
    • Kevin McKinlay
      1
    • Alan Reid
      1
    • Grant Evans
      3
    • Ross Forsyth
      10
    • Creag Little
      7
    • Kevin McCann
      4
    • Willie Dyer
      2
    • Jordan Halsman
      9
    • Scott Taggart
      1
    • Marc Fitzpatrick
      27
    • Jamie McCormack
      16
    • Tomas Peciar
      5
    • Mark Russell
      0
    • Ben Sampayo
      18
    • Jordan Allan
      6
    • Conor Pepper
      0
    • Michael Doyle
      1
    • Jamie McDonagh
      2
    • Lewis Strapp
      0
    • Jack Iredale
      0
    • Rory McKeown
      7
    • Reghan Tumilty
      0
    • Adam Livingstone
      15
    • Stephen Welsh
      3


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The full backs. What a list.

 

The only ones who’ve missed out aside from unknown youngsters are David Van Zanten and Eddie Malone, who played once each.

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Will there be a manager's poll too?

 

Moore

Shiels

Duffy

Snake

Johansson

Hopkin

 

Snake would likely win the most votes but for sheer shiteness it could be Shiels.

McGhee needs some support, there's no-one backing him up.
Hayes playing it forward, Bell being forced to do it all alone, now forward from Marr, here's Ritchie, still Andy Ritchie, look at the control...

That is a marvellous goal from Andy Ritchie. Twenty minutes on the clock and Morton's supporters come alive. A goal which epitomises the control, the arrogance, the cheek of Andy Ritchie.

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He’s probably nowhere near the worst on that list, but Rory McKeown, eh?

 

He was fucking appalling.

Now playing in New Zealand’s top flight, which I guess is better than operating in the Vanarama tiers of English Football.

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Kevin McCann, with his close to 0% pass completion rate, was never a football player. Fitzpatrick was the laziest of the lot, and didn't have any talent to make up for that.

 

Hard to overlook McCormack. It's easier to overlook the likes of Allan and Sampayo, who never actually played a full match, but they were all just so awful.

 

McCormack or McCann at rb and Fitzpatrick at lb seem the most deserving, imo.

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Kevin McCann, with his close to 0% pass completion rate, was never a football player. Fitzpatrick was the laziest of the lot, and didn't have any talent to make up for that.

Hard to overlook McCormack. It's easier to overlook the likes of Allan and Sampayo, who never actually played a full match, but they were all just so awful.

McCormack or McCann at rb and Fitzpatrick at lb seem the most deserving, imo.

I really can’t remember much about Kevin McCann, but Sampayo and McCormack were probably the two that would’ve stuck out for me.

 

Suspect Fitzpatrick will be a resounding victor in this particular heat, owing heavily to the fact that not only was he shite, but also a complete fanny. Can only endorse those voting for him on the basis of the latter.

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Surprised at the small number of votes for Forsyth so far. Someone like Halsman was obviously a hopeless footballer, but he was a second choice who hardly played and there wasn’t much harm done by throwing him a pittance to be cover. Forsyth on the other hand was that bad while being signed as first choice, and was so inept that a 17 year old with no left foot who was never never a full back in Thomas O’Ware was preferred to him for much of the season.

 

Obviously as terrible first choice left backs go Fitzpatrick is the pick of the bunch, but for anyone picking a top five rather than their first pick for left and right Forsyth surely has to be there.

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Also, no doubt he was pish in every appearance at right back, but Welsh getting votes here is definite recency bias. He’s borderline for top 10 worst.

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