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#1109115 If not Johannsen, then who?

Posted by capitanus on Yesterday, 01:08 AM

It's probably time to chuck all the sports science stuff in the bin too. It clearly has no effect.

While we're at it, we should go the whole hog and appoint Yogi Hughes, cos it's aw aboot ra pashin. Git stuck in lads, cummawn.
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#1108882 Johansson's Future

Posted by capitanus on 19 January 2019 - 11:16 PM

Their lack of mobility is part of the problem. You can get away with having one like that, we have 3...

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#1108859 Johansson's Future

Posted by capitanus on 19 January 2019 - 09:21 PM

Would we take Houston til end of the season?
Would have to be an upgrade to this nonsense.

What has Houston done to suggest that he merits the job till the end of the season?

He may be a proven experienced SPFL Premier and Championship manager with Dundee United and Falkirk, and twice a Scottish Cup finalist, but he doesn't seem to have contributed anything to Morton since he came on board. If anything, JJ has been left high & dry by this character.
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#1108333 Johansson's Future

Posted by capitanus on 14 January 2019 - 11:36 PM

Also, for those who are wanting rid of JJ, there are some perma-cretins like 'big Yogi', Neil McCann, Paul Hartley and Mark McGhee still out of work. Just be very careful what you wish for.
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#1108323 Johansson's Future

Posted by capitanus on 14 January 2019 - 09:54 PM

I'm really not getting all this ill feeling towards Jonatan Johannsen. He seems like a decent guy who seems to be shouldering the blame for the 'Super Ray McKinnon' inspired revolution not transpiring the way we all wanted.

Give him the chance to get some signings of his own, empty some of the guff that he's inherited and give him a chance to do something good with us.
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#1108313 Morton away vs. East Fife

Posted by capitanus on 14 January 2019 - 07:19 PM

Two things I associate with East Fife, the first is this:

The second is Julian Danskin. Incidentally Danskin would have been the chairman of them around that time and he was trying to ban the fanzine editor.

That whole part of the world should be water.
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#1107443 Morton vs Ross County

Posted by capitanus on 05 January 2019 - 01:27 AM

I've criticised the manager a lot but he got his tactics spot on this evening. I don't care how brutal it is to watch - his main priority right now is to get some results on the board and the way we played tonight was always going to give us the best chance of doing that. Playing the best team in the league - who ****ing horsed us 5-0 up there - isn't the night to showcase some sort of shan footballing philosophy.

Start showing some faith, Spargel. :)
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#1107135 January Transfer Window Thread

Posted by capitanus on 02 January 2019 - 10:55 PM

Ian McShane signing for Falkirk as well apparently

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#1106631 Morton vs Whoever we're playing

Posted by capitanus on 24 December 2018 - 01:22 AM

I was thrilled when we signed mcalister back as he had went away and had a good career since leaving us and I expected him to boss this league.
I got fooled in to the returning club legend excitement but now that he's back and I've seen him play it made me remember that he has been a part of more failures during his time at Morton than most players, and was there all throughout our years of laughable failure to get out of the seaside leagues.
The mcalister who has came back might not be the same player playing in the same position as the player who left, but he's definitely the same mcalister who flatters to deceive on an almost weekly basis who manages to fool some fans in to thinking he's doing a good job.

You obviously got fooled into believing that Jim McAllister was a club legend in the first place then.
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#1106628 New Away Kit Vote

Posted by capitanus on 23 December 2018 - 10:33 PM

Good idea from Capitanus to have blue sleeves on the yellow strip. That blue band looks dreadful.


With my great ideas and your business acumen, we could achieve erm... Never mind. :lol: :D

Merry Christmas. :thumbup2:
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#1106459 McKinnon hearing

Posted by capitanus on 22 December 2018 - 12:37 AM

I'm sure it was £250k for both him and Stark. Incidentally, they also signed Pat Bonner for Kilmarnock in that same close season, then re-signed him for Celtic after they joined.
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#1106195 Well done Morton

Posted by capitanus on 16 December 2018 - 01:48 PM

Aw bless.
My mate works for the Record mate. If you want I could have a word and get Toby rightfully promoted to hero status.

:lol: :lol:

What's her name, Darlinda?

I'll bet she never told you'd be busted in your Horoscope.

:lol: :D :P
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#1106098 Whacking Day Part II - Grangemouth Edition

Posted by capitanus on 15 December 2018 - 05:04 PM

The Falkirk tv guys have been not too bad, but nearing the end the bias is creeping in!

Not allowed to give credit to anything about Falkirk. RDx1
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#1106070 Whacking Day Part II - Grangemouth Edition

Posted by capitanus on 15 December 2018 - 03:33 PM

I've bought the Falkirk TV payperview but can't for the life of me log in to watch it even though I'm on a proxy server. Anyone that's done it before got any advice on how to get it going?

Hahahahaha, GIUY.
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#1105810 Well done Morton

Posted by capitanus on 10 December 2018 - 10:33 PM


Well done to all concerned :thumbup2:
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