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capitanus

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#1113801 Happy St. Patrick's Day

Posted by capitanus on 17 March 2019 - 10:12 PM

Paddy was welsh. The Irish obsession is rank rotten.


Paddy was from Clydebank. He knew Marti Pellow and survived the blitz and everything.
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#1113793 Happy St. Patrick's Day

Posted by capitanus on 17 March 2019 - 09:05 PM

3 link sausages in a triangle serve as a perfect bean barrier.


Absolute bollocks. That is a waste of breakfast plate real estate. That space could be given over to Haggis, Mealie Pudding, Fried Dumpling, Fruit Pudding or a nice extra slice of Black Pudding or Potato Scone. But beans!?!

A contained portion of beans is essential for a good fry up. Deal with it.


Spaghetti Hoops in pellet form. Deal with it. :)
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#1113788 morton v alloa

Posted by capitanus on 17 March 2019 - 08:40 PM

Lynne, idea for a TV show to pitch to Tony Hayers...


^^^ Norfolk's maddest man.
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#1113772 morton v alloa

Posted by capitanus on 17 March 2019 - 03:18 PM

Did everyone enjoy the rugger then?


What is rugger? Is that something to do with throwing ovens over bales of hay?
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#1113771 Female Referees

Posted by capitanus on 17 March 2019 - 03:13 PM

Watching the Bundesliga just now and I see that the referee for the Eintracht Frankfurt vs. Nuremberg game is a rather attractive blonde female. The Germans seem to be ahead of the curve with most things like this, does anyone think that this will be commonplace in Football very soon?
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#1113770 Happy St. Patrick's Day

Posted by capitanus on 17 March 2019 - 02:57 PM

There should always be a central barricade of fried meats separating beans from eggs.
Anyone who wantonly allows egg and bean contact is simply a clatty bastàrd and has no place in civilised society.


Aye okay, settle down mate. Don't go killing anyone over this. It's only a light hearted debate.
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#1113769 Happy St. Patrick's Day

Posted by capitanus on 17 March 2019 - 02:54 PM

Nah I'm not having that. Beans are a staple of a good fry up, however a sufficient bean barrier must be created to contain the juices.


Beans are Spaghetti Hoops in pellet form, therefore you are wrong.
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#1113750 Happy St. Patrick's Day

Posted by capitanus on 17 March 2019 - 12:30 AM

To all our friends from the Island of Ireland in the British Isles, have a really good day today. :)
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#1113642 Fans Q&A

Posted by capitanus on 15 March 2019 - 12:24 AM

I heard about your friend Michael, formerly of the BP Garage. My condolences.
 
Hope this evening goes well, Warren 'Not a Charlatan, honest' Hawke's Chief Execing credentials are very much on the line. Crawford pulls the purse strings, but that hairline, not great but I'm jealous!


Has the Work-Geordie passed away?

Maybe Warren would be a good replacement. He has the same accent, the same haircut and will also have plenty of time on his hands when he gets emptied soon. He has a drone though.
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#1113590 General Football - Weird Results And Other Things Worth Sharing

Posted by capitanus on 12 March 2019 - 09:33 PM

Another season with the Harry Dunn's winning **** all. :thumbup2: :D :lol: :bouncy:
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#1113589 Fans Q&A

Posted by capitanus on 12 March 2019 - 09:30 PM

The Norseman would be a good venue for such a meeting.
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#1113525 Tony Gritzpatrick

Posted by capitanus on 11 March 2019 - 11:05 PM

Dougie ‘Did you know that there are no Dutch elms left in Britain? Completely wiped out.‘ Imrie.


Disgusting.
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#1113430 Tony Gritzpatrick

Posted by capitanus on 10 March 2019 - 06:36 PM

I saw that Renfrewshire Council have taken to name their vehicles after local celebrities - I saw a gritter named 'Tony Gritzparick' which makes me think if Inverclyde done the same which Morton players or local celebrities would be honoured in this way?
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#1113410 Championship 2018-19 Thread

Posted by capitanus on 09 March 2019 - 10:29 PM

Why are St Mirren playing Ross County on Tuesday after playing Killie on Monday?


TheGoon's red dot effortlessly cancelled.
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#1113409 Championship 2018-19 Thread

Posted by capitanus on 09 March 2019 - 10:22 PM

Qos are seven games without a win.
Alloa are a tea stuffy team and with us having zero threat up top, could be a long 90m


What is a tea stuffy team?
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