The KKK BIn Pub Review #2 - The Star Hotel
Good: Big boy measures served at 'dirty wee Port cheap' prices. Standard lagers, cider and Guiness on tap only, with a bonus selection of bottles that were probably made when Third Lanark and Rangers were still kicking about. 'Whitbreads beer' anyone? Wine list covers Buckfast but not a Pinot Grigio. Jakey clientele and passive aggressive notices add a refreshing air of menace to the place.
Bad: No carryouts allowed despite being next to a train station, which defeats the point of its location.
Despicable: Celtic memorabilia can be found in the bar (the left hand bin); the lounge on the right is a neutral zone but still crawling with sympathisers because this is Port Glasgow.
Lounge: 2Ks/3 - a sound pit stop opportunity when using Greenock's free mass transit system.
Bar: -3Ks/3 - a vile Celtic-minded hovel.
No pressure on taking the correct turn then.
Edited by K K Kelbie, 29 March 2018 - 04:48 PM.