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In the year 3000, there will still be people blaming somebody being a **** on somebody forcing somebody to play somebody else for Morton and it will be no more true then than it has been over the last decade.

 

So you are saying not much will have changed in the Year 3000?

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Morton vs Falkirk; 20th October 2018. 

 

Kick off delayed to clear hundreds of snakes being lobbed in the direction of the away dugout. 

 

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Pack-12-Plastic-Realistic-Halloween/dp/B00J67OG2G

 

Dae it. 

 

In a completely unrelated matter, does anyone know where I can hire a python for the day?

You address me by my proper title, you little bollocks! 


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Morton vs Falkirk; 20th October 2018.

 

Kick off delayed to clear hundreds of snakes being lobbed in the direction of the away dugout.

 

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Pack-12-Plastic-Realistic-Halloween/dp/B00J67OG2G

 

Dae it.

 

In a completely unrelated matter, does anyone know where I can hire a python for the day?

Great idea. Snake cunt

TIME FOR CHANGE!

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One of the tabloids reporting this morning that we deserve this after what we done to Duffy...

 

Jesus ****ing wept

Imagine binning a manager for the absolute clusterfuck of a second half of a season last year, as well as bottling the play-offs the season before. Would like to know the reason that journo said what they did.

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Not sure if true but I've heard that the easedales were pressuring him to play their boy.

It was widely rumoured that’s why Barr left, so would’ve thought it was closer to Sutton’s problem. Apparently when questioned about it being a first team issue, Hawke said they would need to have a word with said parent.

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Imagine binning a manager for the absolute cluster**** of a second half of a season last year, as well as bottling the play-offs the season before. Would like to know the reason that journo said what they did.

Absolute fucking cheeky of plucky wee Morton to dare look for a better option.

 

Back in our boxes

TIME FOR CHANGE!

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Absolute ****ing cheeky of plucky wee Morton to dare look for a better option.

 

Back in our boxes

That's exactly what we'll get with any of the usual suspects too. Finish 6th or 7th, poor wee Morton, "insert name here" done a great job, that's the best they deserve. Enough's enough.

AWMSC

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Morton vs Falkirk; 20th October 2018.

 

Kick off delayed to clear hundreds of snakes being lobbed in the direction of the away dugout.

 

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Pack-12-Plastic-Realistic-Halloween/dp/B00J67OG2G

 

Dae it.

 

In a completely unrelated matter, does anyone know where I can hire a python for the day?

These are the teeny ones I think.i was thinking bigger.

 

https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.co.uk%2Fulk%2Fitm%2F301344467184

 

But would be ace if it happened either way. Is hospitality sold out for it yet??

MORTON - NEWCASTLE
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Morton vs Falkirk; 20th October 2018. 

 

Kick off delayed to clear hundreds of snakes being lobbed in the direction of the away dugout. 

 

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Pack-12-Plastic-Realistic-Halloween/dp/B00J67OG2G

 

Dae it. 

 

In a completely unrelated matter, does anyone know where I can hire a python for the day?

 

A couple of hundred snakes raining down from the main stand towards that rat sounds glorious!!

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A couple of hundred snakes raining down from the main stand towards that rat sounds glorious!!

From everywhere in the ground.

Hope if the legal issues surrounding it aren’t sorted out we refuse him entry to the ground when he turns up.

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Should refuse their directors entry, no comp tickets, nothing. If the **** want in, let them buy tickets.

Unfortunately it's League rules that we provide comps, facilities, refreshments etc.

 

That said, nowhere is it written that we can't fill the refreshments with poloniun-210.

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Should refuse their directors entry, no comp tickets, nothing. If the **** want in, let them buy tickets.

 

Yeah, pretty sure we touched on this when we met on the underground on Saturday night.

 

I liked the suggestion of flooding the away changing room, but you're opening yourself up to getting sued. Don't know how many reserve/Celtic reserve games there are between the Ayr game on 29th September and those c*nts visiting, but after it's last use, lock the door without cleaning it. F*ck it, throw in some stink bombs for good measure. Turn off the water supplies if possible. All they need is one flushing pan and a wash hand basin. I assume clubs provide some sort of hospitality for their guests in their changing rooms in the form of fruit/water. Get that to f*ck. Do we provide cones etc for opponents? None of that.

 

Provide the absolute minimum comps to their board. In the away end. Close the Dublin End. Give their cretinous support allocated seat tickets for the away end of the stand, and don't send them out to them. Issue them at the turnstile and open the turnstiles at 2.50. Once the tickets are sold, knock back entry. No overspill. Minimal catering for the away support. If you have to provide something, provide it, but run out quickly. Tell their media team and local paper to bolt.

 

Hike up the prices to the maximum the league allows. We've got more season ticket holders than before now so it won't affect our support quite so much. I'd like to think those non-season ticket holders would understand the trolling in the price increase*.

 

Don't let them park their team bus on Sinclair Street. They can dump it wherever they want and walk to Cappielow from the town for all I care. Don't allow their squad into Cappielow until as late as possible.

 

It's about time we made use of how crap Cappielow is. No matter what they do when we visit their government funded bus shelter, we can make Cappielow worse for them. And nobody at Morton go into their directors box etc when visiting them.

 

Myself and a few others have said for a long time about how revolting a club Falkirk are (looking at AT and Jamie here, good work lads), it's good to see the rest agreeing.

 

Fully expect this to be copied onto P&B to give them a good laugh about breaking us, but I'll take it.

 

We owe those peasants nothing, treat them with the contempt they deserve.

 

*ETA- provide a discount for the next home game for those non season ticket holders who pay into the Falkirk game so they don't lose out.

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