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#1134713 Chinese Coronavirus threatens Dundee Utd game

Posted by EanieMeany on 14 March 2020 - 06:05 PM

Imagine Falkirk having the nerve to use the word “integrity”.
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#1135263 Thread About Ex Player

Posted by Toby on 03 April 2020 - 12:30 PM

Did any of you get the Daily Mail? Andy Ritchie's the 3rd "My Sporting Hero" Star, after Jack Nicklaus and Sevvy Balasteros! Double pager!

Absolutely not, I’ve still got 6 bog rolls left.
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#1132646 The Morton weekly podcast

Posted by vikingTON on 22 January 2020 - 08:04 PM

A Celtic fan from a Celtic-supporting family in G. Greenock, who claims to have a soft spot for the local ‘wee team’ like Morton, describing this humdrum tale as ‘my unique upbringing’ is one of the most unintentionally hilarious things ever posted on this forum btw. Up there with Salty’s girlfriend status updates.
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#1126879 Squad and transfers 2019/20

Posted by Jamie_M on 28 August 2019 - 02:31 PM

Someone on Facebook says they saw him limping at the Tesco petrol station.

You want to have heard his roar when he stopped the pump right on £20.
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#1136251 What if we died?

Posted by GiGi on 29 April 2020 - 04:30 PM

1. Start new football club
2. Actually call them The Famous and watch LargsTON ragequit to go watch Cumnock or some such
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#1136166 No attendance at footie until Jan 2021

Posted by TheGoon on 23 April 2020 - 01:48 PM

I bet if we started live streaming games behind closed doors that prick that always whistles would still be there.
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#1136078 Why do you hate Falkirk?

Posted by Toby on 20 April 2020 - 12:13 AM

Happy William Edjenguele day, everyone!


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#1135665 Chinese Coronavirus threatens Dundee Utd game

Posted by dunning1874 on 10 April 2020 - 02:21 AM

I caveated my earlier post quite heavily with excuses as to why despite being a bad reflection on all involved, there wasn't necessarily bad faith on their part and it was possible that he had the best intentions of just doing the club a favour while genuinely not thinking about the furloughed employee. Giving that level of benefit of the doubt would require a lot of naivety, particularly after the self-aggrandising blog, but it was a possible interpretation.

Firing it straight onto his LinkedIn while the most cynical view was that he's exploiting someone else's misfortune to improve his CV is a whole new level of narcissism and confirms every criticism which has been made. It's bang out of order and the club has to put a stop to this now.
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#1135389 Favourite messageboard moments

Posted by K K Kelbie on 04 April 2020 - 11:23 PM

This is my favourite memory of all messageboards ever:




Ernie tries to put down the Thunderbird to do some off the books plumbing work to get his hole off of a gullible neighbour, only to get sued by her for making an absolute cunt of the job. Then he takes his sense of injustice to a professional builders forum and gets knocked around senseless on there as well.



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#1131964 Championship 19/20

Posted by Toby on 06 January 2020 - 11:46 AM

What astonishes next is that Falkirk haven’t blocked me, yet Morton have. I’ve been trolling those bastards on a weekly basis for about a year and a half now and they’ve not bit once!
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#1131950 Championship 19/20

Posted by EanieMeany on 06 January 2020 - 08:21 AM

If it was the case that the team had just suffered another bad defeat and the Twitter account was deluged with genuine abuse every week, you could understand if they went with something like "We understand your frustrations...but foul and abusive language will not be tolerated and repeated offenders will be blocked". As far as I can see the account isn't received a great deal of outlandish abuse though, and even if it was the time they chose to moan is on the back of a rare victory?! 


The problem is that it's not just abusive language they're on about, it's any sort of criticism and seems to extend to everything and anything that doesn't meet somebody or other's approval - the tweet says as much, and so do the subsequent blocks.


Fact of the matter is that businesses that are performing as badly as Morton is need to accept that there's going to be a lot of strongly-worded opinions in their mentions. If somebody is repeatedly booting the arse out of it, use the report function and mute them for a while if they keep doing it, but you can't just go banning your customers for complaining.


It's quite astonishing that the club has the nerve to harp on about "constructive challenge". Less than two years ago the chairman was telling us he had a three year plan to reach the top flight and had people buying season tickets off the back of it, only for it to turn out to be a load of either dishonest or incompetent (delete as appropriate) rubbish, and he's had fuck all to say about it since other than to encourage a glorified whip-round to cover his own responsibilities and failings. Fuck that. 

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#1102480 Thread About Ex Player

Posted by Toby on 14 October 2018 - 08:43 PM

Good luck to Duffy is what I say. Took us to the playoff and Hampden and seems a decent guy. He gets the Partick job then good luck to him.

Nah- I liked him too, but f*ck wishing a guy who could be going to one of our direct rivals well. especially a horrible wee club like them.

We’re Morton fans, not Jim Duffy fans. Hope he has a nightmare and they go down in the play offs, joining those peasants from Grangemouth in League One.
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#1074774 Thread About Ex Player

Posted by cmdc on 10 September 2017 - 12:43 PM

No idea but tastier than Burslem lobby I would think. No doubt GG is enjoying eating his humble pie though. That guy knows how to build a career.
Has he told you whether he likes Abba yet, I have him pegged as a Pet Shop Boys fan.

You seem like a bit of a dick.
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#1047654 Thread About Ex Player

Posted by LargsTON on 17 November 2016 - 07:48 PM

You can't be that good at it if you're still practicing.  :blink:

You must be an expert at giving Ernie a bawhum by now.
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#1125305 MCT Ask Me Anything

Posted by LargsTON on 06 August 2019 - 10:35 AM

Hopefully it covers a national Express one way ticket and a Ryanair flight to Amsterdam as well.
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