Ray Von Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 I saw a picture of Norrie McCathie on Twitter, and it got me thinking about some of the songs that used to get sang about him, like where’s McCathie gone, left his gas fire on. So what’s everyone’s favourite/ worst chants they’ve heard from any fans? I’d also include borderline humorous ones that you’d probably get the jail for now, like Junior’s aff the boat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinwoodTON Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 There was a song in the early 80's about Celtic winger Johnny Doyle who electrocuted himself in his attic. I don't remember what the song was though. <span style='font-size: 14px;'><em class='bbc'>"That LinwoodTon's a c*nt, eh?"</em></span> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_M Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 Nope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Von Posted September 20, 2018 Author Share Posted September 20, 2018 The scum had a few about Allan McGraw in the 90’s. I remember McGraw, McGraw, his arse is fucking raw, he’s got no legs, and wheel, wheel, wheelchair army. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TONofmemories Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 Billy McNeil, Canny remember, Fernando Ricksen won't see November... I once heard that TIME FOR CHANGE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BishopBrennan Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 Can the club issue warning letters for things written on an unofficial forum? You address me by my proper title, you little bollocks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LargsTON Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 The scum had a few about Allan McGraw in the 90’s. I remember McGraw, McGraw, his arse is ****ing raw, he’s got no legs, and wheel, wheel, wheelchair army. And you'll never walk again was another sick one aimed at McGraw. Along with we've got Ludo and McGraw's shite at judo. "CORNBEEF IS A BELLEND" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greacen2000 Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 It’s been a while since I’ve heard the “packet of sweets and a cheeky wee smile†chant. I can also remember many instances of stuff that would now be deemed unacceptable on the grounds of sexism etc(get your t1ts out for the lads etc if maybe the physio or one of the St. John’s ambulance volunteers happened to be an attractive young lady). I also remember one game at firhill in the early 90s and they ran out of pies. At some point during the second half one of the lassies who worked in the pie stall went over to get more from the main stand. As she came back around the pitch over to the stand we were in, she was subjected to a torrent of comments and chants about her pie etc. Pretty funny at the time right enough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EanieMeany Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 It’s been a while since I’ve heard the “packet of sweets and a cheeky wee smile†chant. I can also remember many instances of stuff that would now be deemed unacceptable on the grounds of sexism etc(get your t1ts out for the lads etc if maybe the physio or one of the St. John’s ambulance volunteers happened to be an attractive young lady). I also remember one game at firhill in the early 90s and they ran out of pies. At some point during the second half one of the lassies who worked in the pie stall went over to get more from the main stand. As she came back around the pitch over to the stand we were in, she was subjected to a torrent of comments and chants about her pie etc. Pretty funny at the time right enough Wasn't ever deemed anything else apart from by crowds of middle-aged men humiliating some lassie, to be honest. The Alan McGraw's s***e a judo one was a good yin, in fairness to that mob. AWMSC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonInDublin Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 I remember the one to Danny McGrain about being a diabetic..... Danny McGrain can't eat sugar lumps ah ha ah ha. Two Uniteds but the soul is one, as the Busby Babes carry on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevie Aitken's Love Child Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 And you'll never walk again was another sick one aimed at McGraw. Along with we've got Ludo and McGraw's s***e at judo. We've got Yardley, we've got Ludo, Allan McGraw is shite at judo. Genius. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_M Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 It’s been a while since I’ve heard the “packet of sweets and a cheeky wee smile†chant. Yeah, definitely not heard that one in ages, well, since Firhill a few weeks ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLTON Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 Not particularly "sick" but I always liked the "there's only 2 andy gorams" chant we sang up at ibrox in the cup. Maybe that is seen as sick these days, what with all the mental health awareness stuff going on. I found it pretty funny at the time tho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRVMP Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 And you'll never walk again was another sick one aimed at McGraw. Along with we've got Ludo and McGraw's s***e at judo. I have to admit, the latter one is at least creative. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greacen2000 Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 Wasn't ever deemed anything else apart from by crowds of middle-aged men humiliating some lassie, to be honest. Perhaps, but in my defence I was about 12 at the time so can hopefully be forgiven for finding it amusing at the time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bewilderedbeast Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 Sung to Barry Lavety at Cappielow after his "drugs scandal" There's only one E in Lavety, one E in Lavety Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TONofmemories Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 What about the Dean Shiels one.. TIME FOR CHANGE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
so72 Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 Its not sick but I love the naked hatred of 'You're a c**t X, you're a c**t'. Remember singing it against Dundee Utd's young goalie Lewis last year and could tell it really got to him. For other clubs, David Murray was the butt of many cruel songs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LargsTON Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 Sung to Barry Lavety at Cappielow after his "drugs scandal" There's only one E in Lavety, one E in Lavety I can't recall us ever singing that however i do remember "Barry, Barry sell us an E". "CORNBEEF IS A BELLEND" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Von Posted September 20, 2018 Author Share Posted September 20, 2018 I can't recall us ever singing that however i do remember "Barry, Barry sell us an E".Remember the sell us an E one, never heard the other one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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