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#1133673 Thread About Ex Player

Posted by BishopLenBrennan on 18 February 2020 - 03:14 PM

Former Morton Player of the Year Efe Ambrose has signed for Livingston.
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#1133648 The results are in....

Posted by BishopLenBrennan on 15 February 2020 - 04:28 PM

Let it go mate. Nobody cares anymore.


I do. 

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#1133409 Douglas Rae

Posted by BishopLenBrennan on 07 February 2020 - 07:13 AM

BetBrennan is offering even money on a Stewart Duncan 'storming off the Forum in a tantrum' special this weekend. Bet open to all BetBrennan customers. Use promotion code '9Strathblane'.
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#1133087 The UK's final hour of being part of the European Union

Posted by BishopLenBrennan on 31 January 2020 - 11:01 AM

^^^ trying too hard

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#1132923 Squad and transfers 2019/20

Posted by BishopLenBrennan on 27 January 2020 - 10:54 PM

Nesbitt can go, Cadden would be a blow

I'd rather keep both and play Nesbitt just behind the main striker.
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#1132890 Another sad passing

Posted by BishopLenBrennan on 27 January 2020 - 07:24 AM

He handed out the medals and trophy when our school played in the basketball Scottish Cup final. He was lovely and took the time to commiserate us and give us a few pointers after the final. It's horrible to think that he's taken his own life. 

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#1132632 The Morton weekly podcast

Posted by BishopLenBrennan on 22 January 2020 - 03:49 PM

It'd depend how good it was, but as part of a semi-competent online media package there'd be a few bob in it - more traffic to the website, for a start, programme adverts, getting local businesses involved which could lead to things like match sponsorships or advertising boards etc. The social media reach isn't insignificant, if nothing else; getting your company's name on any pod-related tweets and promo images wouldn't harm anybody so I don't think you can easily say there'd be no interest.


None of which would necessarily be a fortune in themselves, but if the club seriously wants to run on a break-even basis then it needs to be wringing every last penny from every available source. I don't see any reason they should be doing podcasts for some guy's website when they don't even keep their own updated.


Pretty much. I'm sure the content is going to be what we're looking for, however social media and content such as this should be completely under the club's remit. It allows the club total control over the marketing and sponsorship opportunities, the content (and it's timing) and of course means retention of any revenue generated from it. 


It appears to me to be a half-arsed way to do things, which also restricts us from increasing income. It's very on-brand for Morton I suppose. 

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#1132578 Morton in the Community

Posted by BishopLenBrennan on 21 January 2020 - 08:03 AM

Well the club is technically a separate entity from 'Morton in the Community'* so Morton are entirely blameless here. However, once again it's Morton's name which seem to be dragged through the mud.

*Where have we heard that before?

Morton's name isn't being dragged through the mud at all. MITC followed the correct procedure and have reacted in the correct manner. Unearthing nonces is an occupational hazard for organisations in that field.
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#1132475 Thread About Ex Player

Posted by BishopLenBrennan on 18 January 2020 - 03:46 PM

Stuart Findlay's second goal of the afternoon puts Kilmarnock 3-0 up against Ray '1 star Uber driver' McKinnon's Queens Park side. 


Terrible wee shame. 

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#1131937 Championship 19/20

Posted by BishopLenBrennan on 05 January 2020 - 10:38 PM

The club are deservedly taking an absolute hounding for this on Twitter. Fucking abysmal. 

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#1131792 Smokies v The Ton

Posted by BishopLenBrennan on 03 January 2020 - 08:28 PM

Old Tawny?


*waves to Gordon*

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#1131768 Thread About Ex Player

Posted by BishopLenBrennan on 02 January 2020 - 09:21 PM

I can't wait to give him one star on Uber.
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#1131758 What do you hate about Morton?

Posted by BishopLenBrennan on 02 January 2020 - 03:18 PM

Right, whose alias is this attention seeking chopper?

4/7 Gordon
6/4 cornbeef
5/1 Zhivago
25/1 Bawheid
66/1 Ernie


BetBrennan is the Forum's ONLY certified and trusted bookmaker. 


Still, £25 on Bawheid please. 

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#1131730 What do you hate about Morton?

Posted by BishopLenBrennan on 31 December 2019 - 11:19 PM

Everything, and every single one of you lot.

Happy New Year to absolutely none of you.
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#1131693 Morton vs. Partick - 28/12/19

Posted by BishopLenBrennan on 30 December 2019 - 08:18 PM

This was my first home game of the season, and my first trip to Cappielow since February, sadly it was not a pleasant experience. I'll mention the things I noticed and wasn't impressed with before getting onto the team and performance. I know some of them are minute issues, but they are easily fixed.  
- The ticket booth had three queues but only one card machine. For all it probably doesn't happen very often, when I turned up to buy my ticket I wanted to pay by card, as did the people at the other two booths. It took me far longer to purchase a ticket than it should have. If there are three ticket queues accepting card and cash payments there should be three card machines. 
- When I went entered the ground, there was an old guy who was struggling to get his ticket to work our lovely shiny turnstiles. Rather than walk over to the old guy and help him, the steward barked orders at him from afar. It would take far less time, and would be much better customer service, to simply walk over to the old boy and give him a hand. 
- The TV above the pie stall is a good idea, but it's criminally out of date. I spotted Gary Harkins and Michael Tidser modeling the home kit, Mauricio Pochettino's reaction to Spurs getting knocked out of the League Cup against Colchester (a match which happened on 24th September) and encouraged people to attend the Morton vs Inverness on October 26th. It if can't be kept up to date then get rid of it or simply use it as external advertising space. 
Onto the more pressing concerns; that team and performance was flat, disjointed and bluntly, shite. The initial shape doesn't suit the players at our disposal, and there were far too many poor individual performances. The obvious one was Livingstone. For both his sake and the team's he should have been taken off at half time and replaced with Strapp. Cadden has obviously been told not to get dragged back and Partick began exploiting that in the first half, but our management team refusing to address the issue earlier than they did was criminal. Livingstone got less and less confident as the game went on, Grant was quite pish and it took McAlister too long to recognise that he had to come over and prevent the overload on the left hand side.
Our midfield shape, with and without the ball, is absolutely rank rotten. Jacobs and McAlister are obviously meant to be sitting in front of the back four, but at times we were playing with a fucking back six. The gap between those two and Lyon was massive. We were overrun by a four man midfield when we played with five in the middle. For the amount of experience Jacobs and McAlister have, they had little to no impact on the midfield battle or the match in general. How many times did one of the Partick strikers drop into the role and receive the ball under little or no pressure? That's not good enough. 
I get the idea of playing Lyon in a more advanced role, a better goal return is going to make him look like a better prospect if and when he is scouted. However, he's going to develop into a more rounded player, and help the team more, in a more holding role. From there he learns how to influence the game more and his mobility (which isn't great, but is still vastly superior to the alternatives) can have more of an impact. 

In general, we looked lethargic, didn't win second balls or put any real pressure on our opponents when they were in possession. There wasn't any attacking game plan beyond 'punt long or give it to Cadden'. Both goals were soft, but the second one was a fucking shambles. If an opponent forced a cracking save from your goalkeeper and the ball goes out for a corner again, FUCKING MARK HIM CLOSELY. Put two men on him if you have to. That epitomised how soft and easily cracked we are. Once Partick dropped into a low defensive block we had absolutely no penetration. 
Every single aspect of our game needs to improve, from both the players and the management team. 

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