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Your maw stays behind after games to sing and clap along with 'we follow Morton from Cappielow'

Your maw still calls it the SPL

Your maw got banned for anti-Irish racism

Your maw threw her season book on the pitch after the 4-1 defeat to Stenhousemuir in April 2004 (then applauded them off at the Excelsior)

Your maw sells 50/50 tickets

Your maw's sustainable

Your maw refers to her conduct of loose morals behind the Wee Dublin End with all-comers as 'Project Brave'

Your maw was the table when 'Deano' played naked table tennis

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Tommy Turner’s wife’s yer maw.

Look at her riding pillions on Davy’s sea-bike, carrying an apoplectic macaw in a silver hoop. Oh, Morton, let’s go there this winter!  Or learning the Japanese chinchona from that Kobe group, in a dress that looks like a blowtorch rising from one knee, and which should sell big in Texas. Morton, is that real fire? Happy, happy little girl!

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Yo mama (*ahem* yer maw) is so fat.....

She was standing at the airport waiting for a yellow cab, while wearing a one-piece jumpsuit.....
     She bent down to pick something up...her one-piece jumpsuit split up the ass end...and two guys jumped in thinking it was a yellow taxi.

"Throw me to the wolves, and I'll return leading the pack." ---Unknown

"May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won't." ---General George S. Patton, Jr.

 

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Yo mama (*ahem* yer maw) is so fat.....

She was standing at the airport waiting for a yellow cab, while wearing a one-piece jumpsuit.....

She bent down to pick something up...her one-piece jumpsuit split up the ass end...and two guys jumped in thinking it was a yellow taxi.

1/10. Truly dreadful joke, told abysmally.

 

Were the two guys ex Morton players??

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