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[K K Kelbie]

The Old Bank is the best in the toon for pre match pints and the fitba.

 

[EanieMeany]

The Old Bank's s***e. Hopefully the new owners can make it a bit less baws.

[I Hate Manpower]

How's it s***e exactly?

[BishopLenBrennan]

How's it shite exactly?

 

It's a generic chain pub with expensive beer, shitty little measures of spirits and considering how much they spent on their latest refurb, their TVs are very poorly positioned. I used to go in there quite a lot, and their old manager took an active interest in Morton and encouraging Morton fans into the pub. There was even talk of a bus running to away games and a potential end of season party (in the season we finished 2nd). Nothing of the sort now. 

[TONofmemories]

The Willow is the greatest pre-drinking venue anyway. 

 

Plenty of room, decent music should you choose, service with a smile from Chris and some Morton tops on the wall. 

 

It also has an electronic train time-table, which shouldn't be overlooked. 

[EanieMeany]

It's a generic chain pub with expensive beer, s***ty little measures of spirits and considering how much they spent on their latest refurb, their TVs are very poorly positioned. I used to go in there quite a lot, and their old manager took an active interest in Morton and encouraging Morton fans into the pub. There was even talk of a bus running to away games and a potential end of season party (in the season we finished 2nd). Nothing of the sort now. 

it's a Wetherspoons with ideas well above its station. s***ehole.

[K K Kelbie]

How's it s***e exactly?

 

A glorified Harvester offering overpriced pints from Belhaven's s***e selection, food to families with a bunch of screaming weans in tow and taking fifteen minutes to make a ****ing coffee for some old wifeys is a terrible option compared to Greenock's range of fine drinking holes. 

[GiGi]

Ton of Memories is correct, the Willow is a dece Morton pub. Good beer and bar staff plus a respectable gantry for the malt drinker. 

 

Since TiD is old now, I'll also nominate the Westburn. Tolerates only Morton colours, serves a lovely pint and is relatively cheap in today's market. Probably the best pint of Guinness anywhere that's not the Celtic club or the Black Cat too since you're basically Oirish and all. 

 

Plus I drink there. Need I go on? 

[capitanus]

On fire today, G-g-g-gordon.

So you’ll be meeting John on Saturday, then?

I'd rather meet you to be honest.

Good shout. For more than one reason..

Surely now that Gordon has proven that he's not a coward, he would have no issue with meeting TonInDublin.

So when/where will you be meeting?

[TONofmemories]

The Westburn is the unsung hero of boozers btw.

[irnbru]

So did he turn up? I imagine him and the groomer must be gutted with the result.

[LinwoodTON]

So did he turn up? I imagine him and the groomer must be gutted with the result.

 

Is it attention you're seeking or can you just not get us out of that thick head of yours? 

[Toby]

Is it attention you're seeking or can you just not get us out of that thick head of yours? 

Shat it.

[irnbru]

Is it attention you're seeking or can you just not get us out of that thick head of yours?

Nah, I just think you're an absolute weirdo who can't speak properly and gets bummed by attention seeking old ****.

[LinwoodTON]

Nah, I just think you're an absolute weirdo who can't speak properly and gets bummed by attention seeking old ****.

 

At least I don't steal other people's money. 

[capitanus]

At least I don't steal other people's money. 

Has anyone on here claimed that you did, Gordon?

[LinwoodTON]

Has anyone on here claimed that you did, Gordon?

 

I don't think I'm claiming that anyone has, Paul. 

[capitanus]

I don't think I'm claiming that anyone has, Paul. 

Okay then, are you accusing Irnbru of stealing money?

[LinwoodTON]

Okay then, are you accusing Irnbru of stealing money?

 

The facts don't lie.

[capitanus]

The facts don't lie.

What facts?