Ghost Posted October 27, 2009 Share Posted October 27, 2009 thanks, thanats awfy kind. Dak's looking forward ever so much to seeing her maw n faither especially and her bro and sisters, and grandmaw. i wish her well for that. Sellfishly i'm looking forward to flying to Phuket and koh Phi Phi and Samui; oh and beer Laos the best beer in the world bar none; shhhhh its a secret. Just keep yer mobile close at hand so you can find out the big exciting news of the new Morton boss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dunning1874 Posted October 27, 2009 Share Posted October 27, 2009 Surely it's bad form to have more than one pun at a time? It's bad form to have any puns, ever. Brian Wake my Lord, Brian Wake Brian Wake my Lord, Brian Wake Brian Wake my Lord, Brian Wake Oh Lord, Brian Wake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wee Dublin End Posted October 27, 2009 Share Posted October 27, 2009 Mon the beer Laos http://img2.travelblog.org/Photos/10057/64...aos-Ladys-0.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mortonjag Posted October 27, 2009 Share Posted October 27, 2009 Was a surge the other day Boasting again PD? thanks, thanats awfy kind. Dak's looking forward ever so much to seeing her maw n faither especially and her bro and sisters, and grandmaw. i wish her well for that. Sellfishly i'm looking forward to flying to Phuket and koh Phi Phi and Samui; oh and beer Laos the best beer in the world bar none; shhhhh its a secret. Mile high club? First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then they pretend to befriend you, then you win! YER BARD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 Why can Mortonjag not admit his factual inaccuracy and move on? The site is supposed to be a place for the extended 'family' of Morton supporters - having an affinity with people that you don't know, because you share a love of your local football club. It's not supposed to be about point scoring and showing how 'clever' or 'funny' you are, or just being downright rude and offensive to people you don't know, because you can get away with it. Unfortunately, it seems the classic case of people who have little standing/presence in real life, use this forum as a way of making themselves feel as if they are something. It's sad, and I've said that before.. So, having been on Morton forums for about 15 years I guess, I've had enough... well done t*ssers, another Morton supporter driven away. You can all feel happy at how 'clever' you are Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mortonjag Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 Why can Mortonjag not admit his factual inaccuracy and move on? I'm trying SO hard-will he NEVER invite me into his cellar? First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then they pretend to befriend you, then you win! YER BARD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maccaboy Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 Surely it's bad form to have more than one pun at a time? I once posted TEN at once to se if any one of them would make someone laugh. No pun in ten did. "Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right......." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmdc Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 I once posted TEN at once to se if any one of them would make someone laugh. No pun in ten did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The greenock guvnor Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 I once posted TEN at once to se if any one of them would make someone laugh. No pun in ten did. That is feckin disgraceful. But i laughed. If a writer of prose knows enough of what he is writing about he may omit things that he knows and the reader, if the writer is writing truly enough, will have a feeling of those things as strongly as though the writer had stated them. The dignity of movement of an ice-berg is due to only one-eighth of it being above water. A writer who omits things because he does not know them only makes hollow places in his writing. —Ernest Hemingway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mortonjag Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 That is feckin disgraceful. But i laughed. It was pure mince. A pun o' the stuff. First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then they pretend to befriend you, then you win! YER BARD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewTon Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 Miriam Shaviv is the foreign editor of the Jewish Chronicle in the UK. She talks sense. http://www.smh.com.au/opinion/politics/isr...91028-hjb2.html Israel's public relations problem in Britain, which is already severe, has just got significantly worse. Over the past few weeks, the Jewish state has been publicly endorsed by two particularly controversial members of the far right. Firstly, Nick Griffin, leader of the racist British National Party, which currently accepts only white people as members, declared that his was the only party to support Israel in its "war against terrorists" during Operation Cast Lead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhubarb Mess Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 Miriam Shaviv is the foreign editor of the Jewish Chronicle in the UK. She talks sense. http://www.smh.com.au/opinion/politics/isr...91028-hjb2.html Israel's public relations problem in Britain, which is already severe, has just got significantly worse. Over the past few weeks, the Jewish state has been publicly endorsed by two particularly controversial members of the far right. Firstly, Nick Griffin, leader of the racist British National Party, which currently accepts only white people as members, declared that his was the only party to support Israel in its "war against terrorists" during Operation Cast Lead. Feckin cheek of the wummin, one set of right wing ****s moaning that another set of right wing ****s like their ideaologies. :blink: We are a MEAN diddy team!!! SITTING ON THE FENCE!!! m1874 Blog<<<..V..>>>Ernies Blog GMST make your own mind up. "Hey!!! That tea leaf half-inched me wallet" Yours Roobs, AKA, Harry's Orville Duck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rasta Ton Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 Naan of the puns in this thread are any good. FIRST DIVISION RUNNERS UP 2012/13 Hey Man - Enough of your Stupidness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capitanus Posted April 11, 2010 Share Posted April 11, 2010 I just saw this on Youtube, found it very funny. _QAvkFS_cgk *insert signature here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
biffinafa Posted April 11, 2010 Share Posted April 11, 2010 YA VOL!!!! Do yourself a favour................................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom_McB Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 I just saw this on Youtube, found it very funny. _QAvkFS_cgk Superb, thanks. "Of all tyrannies, a tyranny exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end, for they do so with the approval of their consciences."The goal of Socialism is Communism- Lenin Je ne suis pas Marxiste : K Marx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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