mortonjag Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 but Dougie is too busy sharpening pencils with his pressy to even notice, so Deano pulls out his weapon and- First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then they pretend to befriend you, then you win! YER BARD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexp Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 fires a shot that flies right passed dougies face and it hits his sharpener destroying it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest argyllsTon Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 to the extent that he uses wee Paul McGowan's napper to write out.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexp Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 from that story we could write episodes of dream team Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest argyllsTon Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 this thread's pish, pubehead. The End. Hopefully not directed towards me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mortonjag Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 this thread's pish, pubehead. The End. but McGowan immediately takes a rubber from his pocket and- First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then they pretend to befriend you, then you win! YER BARD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HMS Willow Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 this thread's pish, pubehead. The End. Erases Largston's comments to enable the story to continue with.... Some sing of Celtic, Rangers And some of Motherwell Of Hibs and Partick Thistle And other teams as well But of all the famous football teams There’s one that they’ve forgotten With a Ra Ra Ra and a Cha Cha Cha IT’S THE FAMOUS GREENOCK MORTON Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HMS Willow Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 you've got a heid like a pubic wig Is shouted at the Killie goalie as he combs his hair in the dressing room whilst blow..... Some sing of Celtic, Rangers And some of Motherwell Of Hibs and Partick Thistle And other teams as well But of all the famous football teams There’s one that they’ve forgotten With a Ra Ra Ra and a Cha Cha Cha IT’S THE FAMOUS GREENOCK MORTON Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest argyllsTon Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 Unless you've got a heid like a pubic wig then, no. think i know who that was for, and to be honest, i could do with some hair No Jokes from certain corners thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mortonjag Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 Is shouted at the Killie goalie as he combs his hair in the dressing room whilst blow..... ing Jim Jefferies for 50p and a smile but the smile doesn't come so- First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then they pretend to befriend you, then you win! YER BARD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexp Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 easily... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeegieTon Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 easily... on the face of the ayrshire tattie picking manager so... If you have a problem with me, text me. If you dont have my number then you don't know me well enough to have a problem with me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mortonjag Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 ....difficult is he to please, as he demands yet more effort from the exhausted lad, little realising that... First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then they pretend to befriend you, then you win! YER BARD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeegieTon Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 after a long hard day in the fields the guy was to knackered to play footy so... If you have a problem with me, text me. If you dont have my number then you don't know me well enough to have a problem with me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexp Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 he went home to rest... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeegieTon Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 and promptly fell asleep and started dreaming about playing for the famous Greenock Morton when... If you have a problem with me, text me. If you dont have my number then you don't know me well enough to have a problem with me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexp Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 he woke up to a knock at his door... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeegieTon Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 from Santa who said to him... If you have a problem with me, text me. If you dont have my number then you don't know me well enough to have a problem with me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maurtaun Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 youve been a very naughty boy, i have came here to bring you... CJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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