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Seems he's been in the news lately:

 

https://flic.kr/p/Y3rw6Y

 

 

Btw, there must be an easier way of uploading photos to this site?

Look at her riding pillions on Davy’s sea-bike, carrying an apoplectic macaw in a silver hoop. Oh, Morton, let’s go there this winter!  Or learning the Japanese chinchona from that Kobe group, in a dress that looks like a blowtorch rising from one knee, and which should sell big in Texas. Morton, is that real fire? Happy, happy little girl!

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Is this the poor fellow who became verbally unwell on social media recently over that week's love interest?

 

My heart goes out to him. I'd literally been with my wife decades and she ran off with a crossdresser! No..really.

The very same!

 

Apparently he drove to Dundee in his bare feet and gorged on Toblerone bars. And I don’t mean small ones, I’m talking medium sized ones!

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The very same!

 

Apparently he drove to Dundee in his bare feet and gorged on Toblerone bars. And I don’t mean small ones, I’m talking medium sized ones!

 

Did he really? I could have sworn that was you Alan! I had the misfortune of breaking down at a services just outside Norwich back in, oh..2002? I was there for some time, I found a rather disturbing hardback - optimistic of the publisher - called Breaking Back was it? Needless to say, I had the last laugh!

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Did he really? I could have sworn that was you Alan! I had the misfortune of breaking down at a services just outside Norwich back in, oh..2002? I was there for some time, I found a rather disturbing hardback - optimistic of the publisher - called Breaking Back was it? Needless to say, I had the last laugh!

How are things going down Crinkley Bottom you dalendless shid?

 

People have always asked me, why do you hate Edmonds? It makes me laugh. Ha! I don’t hate Edmonds. I don’t give a shit about Edmonds. I hate the things he does, sure. I hate the way he behaves. I hate his personality and his appearance. But hate Edmonds himself ? No, sir. Wouldn’t give him the satisfaction.

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