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Sounds like I hit a wee nerve there. What school were you bullied in?

It was that special school in Greenock. Y'know that one which Urnie the furnace dodger mentioned on his blog, when I first discovered Morton.

 

When I was there the big blue bus still had your saliva on the windows. :D :thumbup2: :bouncy: :lol:

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What has the size of elephant testicles got to do with anything?

In fairness to your w**k matter, I'm sure that he probably wouldn't fancy his chances against Souness.

 

Gallus as ****? Hehehe, I'll accept that as a complement. I'll stick that on the pile with the rest. :D

 

Is that what your problem is? Is that why you decided to pick the wrong'un side?

Seriously, quite a few people actually liked you on here before you revealed your true colours. I pity you nowadays.

Apologies Paul. If the clique could redress this, that would be lovely.

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It was that special school in Greenock. Y'know that one which Urnie the furnace dodger mentioned on his blog, when I first discovered Morton.

 

When I was there the big blue bus still had your saliva on the windows. :D :thumbup2: :bouncy: :lol:

 

Did the special bus take you all the way from Govan?

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No that award goes to the groomed moron who couldn't show his face in The Norseman for the Dundee United play-off game, hours after his jakey handler got humiliated in court. :lol:

 

You still owe CartoonHead a pint for that. Pay up dickhead. 

 

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Is CartoonHead old enough for a pint?

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Tragic patter.

If you weren't a hateful little bigot I would genuinely feel sorry for you.

Not as tragic as all the lives you wreck with your actions. I would feel sorry for you if you didn't go around murdering folk.

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No that award goes to the groomed moron who couldn't show his face in The Norseman for the Dundee United play-off game, hours after his jakey handler got humiliated in court. :lol:

 

You still owe CartoonHead a pint for that. Pay up dickhead. 

 

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In fairness to him, he was doing a 27 hour shift that day.

 

His excuses are a wee bit more plausible than shifting sofas and googling Frog pictures.

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In fairness to him, he was doing a 27 hour shift that day.

 

His excuses are a wee bit more plausible than shifting sofas and googling Frog pictures.

 

Nah, it was more like a 44 hour shift that night.

 

If I'm not mistaken, that was the same day you 'forgot' to take a holiday from work to meet me, Jim and Ernie at court. 

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Yes. He won't appreciate you asking too many questions about his identity though. You'll see him on the Sinclair Street at some point.

 

Is that the guy who looks a bit like this?

 

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Nah, it was more like a 44 hour shift that night.

 

If I'm not mistaken, that was the same day you 'forgot' to take a holiday from work to meet me, Jim and Ernie at court.

 

I did too. Probably just as well as it was a bit of an anti-climax, with the exception of Urnie's meltdown on his blog afterwards. That was priceless. :thumbup2: :bouncy: :P :lol:

 

I went to the game straight from work, had a few pints up in Bumshaftens before the game and afterwards. That was the day CartoonHead revealed himself to the clique, although a few already had that dubious pleasure beforehand.

 

Overall it was a good evening, minus the result.

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I did too. Probably just as well as it was a bit of an anti-climax, with the exception of Urnie's meltdown on his blog afterwards. That was priceless. :thumbup2: :bouncy: :P :lol:

 

I went to the game straight from work, had a few pints up in Bumshaftens before the game and afterwards. That was the day CartoonHead revealed himself to the clique, although a few already had that dubious pleasure beforehand.

 

Overall it was a good evening, minus the result.

 

It's always an anti-climax defending a case, you only win by stopping the pursuer winning. And that's exactly what happened.

 

Did CartoonHead ride on the special bus too?

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It's always an anti-climax defending a case, you only win by stopping the pursuer winning. And that's exactly what happened.

 

Did CartoonHead ride on the special bus too?

I don't know too much about him. I just like him, that's all. I wouldn't try upsetting him though, not unless you want to look in a worse nick than you already do. He's mental.

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I don't know too much about him. I just like him, that's all. I wouldn't try upsetting him though, not unless you want to look in a worse nick than you already do. He's mental.

 

Was CartoonHead your partner in your failed website business?

 

Asking for a friend.  :)

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Was CartoonHead your partner in your failed website business?

 

Asking for a friend.  :)

I'm sure you are asking for a friend. Everything you do is for 'your friend' isn't it? :)

 

Anyway, I've never had a failed website business.

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I'm sure you are asking for a friend. Everything you do is for 'your friend' isn't it? :)

 

Anyway, I've never had a failed website business.

 

Ha, not that friend. I've got more than one friend.  :)

 

So it was a success then? Is it still going?

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Ha, not that friend. I've got more than one friend.  :)

 

So it was a success then? Is it still going?

Why not give the work to your furnace dodging friend? Is it about flooded bathrooms with some random frog images thrown in?

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