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  1. Ahem, I'm sure he likes a 'banger'.
  2. They are all wet though? Seriously, unless its something like Tennents Super Lager which is fucking revolting and avoidable at all costs, you tend not to notice the strength until you get pissed quicker than you normally would. I always thought that most beer and lagers was between 4%-5% ABV as standard, and occasionally there were a few north of the 5% mark. Still, it is indicative of the times we live in when football supporters are being 'warned' about the strength of the local beer. Especially as most who will be travelling would have already experienced it (or similar) over the years.
  3. Seen this news story today: https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/scotland-fans-warned-german-beer-32461857 Since when have Scottish Football supporters needed a 'warning' about the strength of Beer, wherever it is, most of which are already readily available in a Wetherspoons or a UK supermarket.
  4. But the occasion is already as 'elevated' as its likely to be. And if someone with a smart tailored dinner suit is sitting next to someone in a Tesco bin bag, well, one is kinda being upstaged which kinda defeats that argument. To be fair, the majority of folk that go to these kind of things would already know how to dress for them, so it shouldnt be an issue. However, we're a club supported by predominantly white, working class males - we're not a 'Lodge' and we aren't golf club wankers* - the kind of attire most people would wear to a day in hospitality should be fine. *at least most of us aren't. reminds me of this:
  5. Smart (or Smart-ish) Dress should be acceptable, otherwise the place will look like a queue for the Lourdes bus. Jesus would go down a treat, turning water into wine etc. He'd save his table a fortune. Next.
  6. Is that what we have to reduce ourselves to if we are having a 150 year knees-up? Sitting about in Tesco clobber? Seriously, Fuck that.
  7. The average Morton supporter would normally only wear a black tie for a funeral though. Smart dress should be sufficient for these kind of things.
  8. I think that spitting is pretty grim, and overall disgusting behaviour. Who is doing that?
  9. It's nice to know that he remembers his time with us:
  10. Has AlanPartridgeTon listened to the new Slowdive album?
  11. If he got a doctorate, he could call himself Dr. Pepper.* *its like Fizzy Benylin.
  12. Why do we have a thread 'Non Morton related football' in the General Nonsense forum? Shouldn't this be in the forum for General Football & other sports?
  13. Morton are now closer to ninth in the table than they are to third. This isn't good form. Have the players believed their own hype?
  14. If Jazz Juttla had the same father as Reece Hands, that would make him Jazz Hands. Carry on.
  15. Is he teaching religion to Catholic weans? You do realise you've caused a few folk to have veins in their necks explode with that comment.
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