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Looks like the 'played in Europe' criteria for club legends is crashing and burning. That's a terrible, wee shame.

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The site is supposed to be a place for the extended 'family' of Morton supporters - having an affinity with people that you don't know, because you share a love of your local football club. It's not supposed to be about point scoring and showing how 'clever' or 'funny' you are, or just being downright rude and offensive to people you don't know, because you can get away with it. Unfortunately, it seems the classic case of people who have little standing/presence in real life, use this forum as a way of making themselves feel as if they are something. It's sad, and I've said that before..

 

So, having been on Morton forums for about 15 years I guess, I've had enough... well done t*ssers, another Morton supporter driven away. You can all feel happy at how 'clever' you are

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*all ****ing swords are double-edged, I hate this expression and I don't know why I use it.

 

No they're not, here's a few single edged sword types from Wiki - 

  • backsword
  • sabre
  • scimitar
  • Japanese sword
  • Dao (sword)
  • Messer
  • Kopis
  • Falx
  • Falcata
  • Falchion
  • Scythe sword
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No they're not, here's a few single edged sword types from Wiki -

 

  • backsword
  • sabre
  • scimitar
  • Japanese sword
  • Dao (sword)
  • Messer
  • Kopis
  • Falx
  • Falcata
  • Falchion
  • Scythe sword
Fuck, I stand corrected. Particularly embarrassing since I actually watched Ed de Ball julienne a carrot while blindfolded with a Dao (a Chinese sword). Edited by TRVMP
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That was Martin Naylor.

Darren Cole played in the Champions League.

Darren. Fucking. Cole.

I think there was method in my madness. Martin Naylor played against Liverpool, and that was who Jon Newby started his "career" with.

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Mark McGhee of those listed won a European Cup Winners Cup medal with Aberdeen.

Indeed he did. Which is not exactly comparable to Craig Reid or Robbie Crawford's exploits, is it?

 

Unless you say 'yes' then the 'played European football!1!1!1' benchmark for 'Morton legends' can be safely left burning at the bottom of a pyre, with snake Bachirou's effigy on top.

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The site is supposed to be a place for the extended 'family' of Morton supporters - having an affinity with people that you don't know, because you share a love of your local football club. It's not supposed to be about point scoring and showing how 'clever' or 'funny' you are, or just being downright rude and offensive to people you don't know, because you can get away with it. Unfortunately, it seems the classic case of people who have little standing/presence in real life, use this forum as a way of making themselves feel as if they are something. It's sad, and I've said that before..

 

So, having been on Morton forums for about 15 years I guess, I've had enough... well done t*ssers, another Morton supporter driven away. You can all feel happy at how 'clever' you are

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Definition of a loser is a fat slob who does a woman's job. Do keep up.

Benny Arentoft won the Fairs Cup ( now Europa League) with Newcastle and scored in the final.

Oh aye, and I thought it was constantly lying about your own sad life as you are such an insignificant low-life with no endearing attributes.

 

I'm happy with who I am and what I do. It seems to get on your tits though. Good.

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Blow? :blink:

There speaks Ernie's groomed bitch - taking it like a champ.

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The site is supposed to be a place for the extended 'family' of Morton supporters - having an affinity with people that you don't know, because you share a love of your local football club. It's not supposed to be about point scoring and showing how 'clever' or 'funny' you are, or just being downright rude and offensive to people you don't know, because you can get away with it. Unfortunately, it seems the classic case of people who have little standing/presence in real life, use this forum as a way of making themselves feel as if they are something. It's sad, and I've said that before..

 

So, having been on Morton forums for about 15 years I guess, I've had enough... well done t*ssers, another Morton supporter driven away. You can all feel happy at how 'clever' you are

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There speaks Ernie's groomed bitch - taking it like a champ.

No, that's wrong. The LinwoodNonce is the Groomed-arse One whilst Mhari Minge aka Ed De Ball is the groomed bitch. Face full of second prizes, takes it like a pro.

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