Guest argyllsTon Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 Dougie's Millions and ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mortonjag Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 The Golden Casket factory, engulfing Dougies total cash stash in flames-so (sorry AT) First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then they pretend to befriend you, then you win! YER BARD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest argyllsTon Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 He had to sell some of his players to Elgin so that ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boozehound Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 They could hump sheep like everyone else from up there, creating a breed of football playing sheep/human hybrids. Sadly, Chris Templemans sheep was again in breach of the rules as it was 8 foot tall. Big Chris was punted from Elgin back to Morton on a free along with the giant mansheep where..... An internet fud is still a fud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedro.mcghee Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 Archy Mcpherson uesd the Man sheep as a cote but .... I am dyslexic and I am getting tired of your shirt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Blue Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 the man sheep used archies eyebrows as a scarf to cover his naked... There's a storm on the horizon And for that I can't see the sun For I'll keep a waiting on the pavement For the ice cream van to come Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedro.mcghee Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 woooooommmmmffffff cryed archie as the man sheep grabed his I am dyslexic and I am getting tired of your shirt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mortonjag Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 but it couldn't stand being closely associated with a blithering idiot-so First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then they pretend to befriend you, then you win! YER BARD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boozehound Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 It topped itself. Archie was inconsolable until he realised that he could use it's still warm carcass to.... An internet fud is still a fud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bewilderedbeast Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 disguise himself as a black faced ewe so that he could sneak up behind Chic Young and Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Blue Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 gi him a goodwash with bleach and awire brush, which burnt his There's a storm on the horizon And for that I can't see the sun For I'll keep a waiting on the pavement For the ice cream van to come Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bewilderedbeast Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 baldy wee napper, but he didn't care a jot as he was so overjoyed at the news Paul Le Guen had left the ****. So Chic....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lazy_ar*e_student Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 ...ken outfits were given to the Morton fans to wear as a joke to wind up the Kilmarnock fans ahead of the Cup tie, all the Morton fans got one apart from me I've got a giant coc... WHEREVER IT TAKES US- WHATEVER IT TAKES Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bewilderedbeast Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 cockatiel called Chet, when you hold a lighter under his feet he sings Christmas songs, when you hold a lighter under his danglie bits he sings "Chets Nuts Roasting On An Open Fire" so loud that......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedro.mcghee Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 you can't hear the tanow in the Shead I am dyslexic and I am getting tired of your shirt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaddypeekey Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 playing the birdie song Run Silent, Run Deep... "Men who go to sea in Submarines are nothing but pirates in His Majesties uniform" Admiral of the Fleet Lord Jellicoe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexp Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 and all the players go deaf its so loud and cant hear mcinallys orders to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaddypeekey Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 do the dance to the birdie song, in order to confuse the Killie defence into joining in... Run Silent, Run Deep... "Men who go to sea in Submarines are nothing but pirates in His Majesties uniform" Admiral of the Fleet Lord Jellicoe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mortonjag Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 and they think he's actually telling them Dougie's doubled the win bonus, and- First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then they pretend to befriend you, then you win! YER BARD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexp Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 morton win the match 2-1 and get really mad when they see they got the same old thing for the win... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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