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used to play for Celtic's Under-18s. However, he hides a terrible secret

 

 

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but that part of the story doesnt matter and this striker became morton's leading scorer and led them all the way to the spl where they qualified for the champions league and won it that year thrashing chelsea in the final 3-0 :D

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it wasn't his fault, because when he was at Brechin, he got stuck in their quagmire of a park one night at training and couldn't move for three days, it was only then that they discovered that one of the horses from the adjacent field had s*** in the spot he was standing which resulted in him growing from 5'1" to 6'4".

 

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He was put on the rack to try and make him tall enough to see over the top of a football. This was slammed by human rights groups but no-one gave a s*** because they slam everything. Craig reached almost 3 feet in height before, horrifically, he....

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