puggsy_ton Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 Dougie Rae is opening his present from McInally on Christmas day and is shocked to find it's a..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaunTon Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 pencil sharpener. Dougie was thrilled because Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackie Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 he didn't have a pen handy and needed a sharp pencil to sign off yet another cheque for us to purchase a striker who Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NonTon Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 used to play for Celtic's Under-18s. However, he hides a terrible secret I was a professional twice over — an analyst and a therapist. The world’s first... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doddie Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 which is that he has a vast selection of Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puggsy_ton Posted January 3, 2007 Author Share Posted January 3, 2007 bad secrets that if discovered would Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
princessTON Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 not be secrets anymore........ MON EH TON! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GazTon Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 Yawn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexp Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 but that part of the story doesnt matter and this striker became morton's leading scorer and led them all the way to the spl where they qualified for the champions league and won it that year thrashing chelsea in the final 3-0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boozehound Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 Before being stripped of the title because it was discovered that Chris Templeman breached the height limit for a human being. He was raging and claimed that...... An internet fud is still a fud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bewilderedbeast Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 it wasn't his fault, because when he was at Brechin, he got stuck in their quagmire of a park one night at training and couldn't move for three days, it was only then that they discovered that one of the horses from the adjacent field had s*** in the spot he was standing which resulted in him growing from 5'1" to 6'4". But...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lazy_ar*e_student Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 because of a loophole in the Human Rights Act meant tall people could not be descriminated against, and our league title was proudly re-awarded to us and... WHEREVER IT TAKES US- WHATEVER IT TAKES Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedro.mcghee Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 we sind a munsken from city of oz to show we are an equal opertunitys club I am dyslexic and I am getting tired of your shirt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bewilderedbeast Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 But the Munchkin was quickley transferred to Dumbarton and changed his name to Craig Britton. So........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boozehound Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 He was put on the rack to try and make him tall enough to see over the top of a football. This was slammed by human rights groups but no-one gave a s*** because they slam everything. Craig reached almost 3 feet in height before, horrifically, he.... An internet fud is still a fud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lazy_ar*e_student Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 became Scotland's number 1 midget porn star, but gave it up when he got a crack in the mouth... however backdown Cappielow way WHEREVER IT TAKES US- WHATEVER IT TAKES Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedro.mcghee Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 Dougie was hellping Cappy hand out Sweetys to the kids when ............. I am dyslexic and I am getting tired of your shirt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boozehound Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 Cappie was jailed for his involvement in distributing a bad batch of Millions. Dougie claimed... An internet fud is still a fud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedro.mcghee Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 It was all down to fun world moving in next door to his factory. The cardwell bay community council where agents fun world as they are agents everything and so ….. I am dyslexic and I am getting tired of your shirt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRVMP Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 They organised a ritual burning of Fun World. Sadly, the fire spread to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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