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#1130134 Bring back Jim Duffy

Posted by capitanus on Yesterday, 12:18 AM

What is the answer then, it certainly isn't Hoopy.

How about Artur Boruc as player manager? He could flood the team with his mates from Polish Leagues and they could piss all over this division.
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#1130132 Bring back Jim Duffy

Posted by capitanus on Yesterday, 12:09 AM

For all of his faults and flaws, we had something pretty special going on then. Aye, there was some frustrating times, but it has gone really shite ever since he left.

Jim Duffy with Stephen Aitken as his assistant would be the dream team.

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#1129854 Dundee v Morton - 1st November - Match Thread

Posted by capitanus on 01 November 2019 - 10:28 PM

This season has the same feeling of resignation that there was in the 2001/2 season under Peter Cormack when we had a quickly arranged assortment of journeymen, castoffs, drifters, layabouts, youngsters and complete shite masquerading as 'seasoned pro's'. That was perhaps acceptable back then given the nature of what we had just experienced/survived, and nobody really expected us to do anything that season.

If we survive relegation this season, then it is nothing short of a miracle. We are fucking shit.
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#1129404 Thread About Ex Player

Posted by capitanus on 24 October 2019 - 05:16 PM

Out of interest what makes you say this?
Met Jai a few times when he played with us and he always took the time to stop and speak to me and my boy.
Also when he was fit he was a very good player for us. Not what we are looking for just now but I wouldn't mind him coming back.

^^^obvious wrong'un.
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#1129402 1st Quarter Review

Posted by capitanus on 24 October 2019 - 12:20 PM

Too long, didn't read.

Do you agree with 'Quickdraw' and all of those cowshed bangers?

Does Hoopy need a new record player?
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#1129387 1st Quarter Review

Posted by capitanus on 23 October 2019 - 04:30 PM

Yes, thanks for that. Feel free to hit the refresh button a few times at some point. :D

One thing it doesn't seek to address:

Does Hoopy need a new record player??
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#1129265 Time To Go, Hopkin

Posted by capitanus on 19 October 2019 - 06:45 PM

Well we will have the most expensive season tickets in the third tier next year. That's where Hoppy the Hoop is going to take us.

Edit to add:

Here comes Zhivago for his usual 'woo-hoo, look at me' gloat. Fuck off in advance.
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#1129260 Time To Go, Hopkin

Posted by capitanus on 19 October 2019 - 05:48 PM

I've never seen a player like Cameron Blues,
Anytime he plays we fucking lose.
Oh Hopkin, you signed Cameron Blues.....

I've never seen a player like Brian McLean,
When he's on on the park we lose again.
Oh Hopkin, you signed Brian McLean.....

I've never seen a player like Henk Van Shaik,
Who hardly kicked a ball because he was shite.
Oh Hopkin, you signed Henk Van Shaik.....
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#1129163 Rangers FC - Abuse cover-up discovery

Posted by capitanus on 19 October 2019 - 09:23 AM

I did note from reading Twitter this morning that the attitude of the Celtic support appears to be along the lines of “we’ll not be lowering ourselves to the level of the Rangers fans by mocking them over this latest development”.

Basically, “we’ll make you bloody sure that everyone knows we know all about it, but won’t be seen to be loving every single second of it because that gives us the moral high ground; similar to how our party songs at games aren’t actually sectarian, but you get the hint. Nudge nudge, wink wink”.

Fooling absolutely nobody.

That's a bit of a strange reading of the situation. I think it's more akin to Myra Hindley and Rose West arguing over who is the better person.
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#1129048 Our football club, the great burden

Posted by capitanus on 13 October 2019 - 10:31 PM

The minute the patriarch died, the Rae family couldn't withdraw their support fast enough. This is their right, of course, and they are under no obligation to subsidize a hopeless provincial football club until the end of time. But the Rae family, as a group, really haven't displayed any of the attributes you're talking about here. DDF did, but at the cost of the club's long-term stability. Crawford I have some sympathy with, as he's left holding the bag and, to be fair to him, he's at least putting in the hours. The rest of them are presumably in on this "stop asking for us to run Morton properly or we'll sack everyone" harangue. They can fuck right off. If they inherit the company they can inherit the decisions that got us here, NONE of which are the fault of the Morton support.

Great post.
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#1129033 The results are in....

Posted by capitanus on 13 October 2019 - 06:09 PM

He's absolutely desperate for a bite from someone.

Here's hoping they've got AIDS then. Couldn't happen to a nicer person.
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#1128948 Championship 19/20

Posted by capitanus on 11 October 2019 - 07:29 AM

I like Everton. I feel as though they've lost some of the magic since Moyes left them, and they started to spend big again. But they're something special.
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#1128918 Championship 19/20

Posted by capitanus on 09 October 2019 - 07:59 PM

Ysee, there is an element of the 'natural order' of things when Liverpool, Manchester United or Arsenal win the league, which I find easier to accept regardless of whether or not I like them. Man City not being shite and getting pumped all the time kinda goes against the natural order of things, which I find difficult to accept. I'm a traditionalist.

Still, it's nothing that a huge recession which cripples the Islamic world wouldn't cure.
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#1128916 Amazon Closure

Posted by capitanus on 09 October 2019 - 07:45 PM

Landlords, of any and all description, are scum of the earth.

I'm sure most do. But I'm also sure most renters would rather be able to afford their own property than be forced into paying a small fortune every month to an industry that exists primarily for the rich to ring-fence their wealth in the easiest, most hands-off manner possible.

Scum of the earth was harsh. You can't blame individuals for seeking to increase their lot.

Fkin'ell that was some U-turn, that.
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#1128896 The results are in....

Posted by capitanus on 08 October 2019 - 10:55 PM

I saw that around the same time as I posted on here yesterday evening another alias was created on his site 'IonaCourt' which was the name of a scheme where I lived until I was around four years old.

He's a really sad prick.
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