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Ronaldinho, Zinedine Zidane and James McFadden are standing before God at the throne of Heaven.

God looks at them and says; "before granting you a place at my side, I

must first ask you what you believe in."

Addressing Ronaldinho first he asks, "what do you believe?"

Ronaldinho looks God in the eye and states passionately, "I believe

Football to be the food of life. Nothing else brings such unbridled joy

to so many people from the slums of Rio to the bright lights of Barcelona.

I have devoted my life to bring such joy to people who stood on the

terraces supporting their club."

God looks up and offers Ronaldinho the seat to his left.

He then turns to ZiZou, "and you, Zinedine , what do you believe?"

Zidane stands tall and proud, "I believe courage, honour and passion are

the fundamentals to life and I've spent my whole playing career

providing a living embodiment of these traits."

God, moved by the passion of the speech offers Zidane the seat to his

right.

Finally, he turns to Faddy "and you, James, what do you believe?"

 

"I believe" says Faddy "you're sitting in my seat."

 

 

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Don't blame me I voted Yes!!!! - We tried to tell you !!!!!

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May aswell post my joke in here aswell and save another thread, sorry for hijacking.

 

Did you know that Frank Ribery Bet Scotland to win 1-0 last night but bookies are refusing to pay out due to the state of his coupon.

 

Too far :unsure:

 

and last one just to make sure

 

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May aswell post my joke in here aswell and save another thread, sorry for hijacking.

 

Did you know that Frank Ribery Bet Scotland to win 1-0 last night but bookies are refusing to pay out due to the state of his coupon.

 

Too far :unsure:

Hahaha :lol:

 

Peter Weatherson is the greatest player since Ritchie, and should be assigned 'chairman for life' 


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