capitanus Posted March 17, 2019 Share Posted March 17, 2019 To all our friends from the Island of Ireland in the British Isles, have a really good day today. *insert signature here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonInDublin Posted March 17, 2019 Share Posted March 17, 2019 Lá fhéile Pádraig sona dhuibh ☘ Two Uniteds but the soul is one, as the Busby Babes carry on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRVMP Posted March 17, 2019 Share Posted March 17, 2019 Four full British Isles breakfasts, please... you robot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capitanus Posted March 17, 2019 Author Share Posted March 17, 2019 Do people in Ireland like a full English breakfast? *insert signature here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capitanus Posted March 17, 2019 Author Share Posted March 17, 2019 https://www.thespruceeats.com/full-irish-breakfast-435557 What is the big difference between an Irish Breakfast and an English Breakfast - Soda Bread. I like bit of Soda Bread however it makes you flatulent. But if you like the smell of your own farts, that's a good thing. *insert signature here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capitanus Posted March 17, 2019 Author Share Posted March 17, 2019 The Irish Post (Diddly-dit-deedee) have made a guide to the Irish Breakfast with items ranked only two days ago: https://www.irishpost.com/news/irish-breakfast-items-ranked-165305 Beans are just rank. *insert signature here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BishopBrennan Posted March 17, 2019 Share Posted March 17, 2019 Nah I'm not having that. Beans are a staple of a good fry up, however a sufficient bean barrier must be created to contain the juices. You address me by my proper title, you little bollocks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan_Partridge_Ton Posted March 17, 2019 Share Posted March 17, 2019 Nah I'm not having that. Beans are a staple of a good fry up, however a sufficient bean barrier must be created to contain the juices. Use the sausage as a breakwater! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cappiecat 1.2 Posted March 17, 2019 Share Posted March 17, 2019 There should always be a central barricade of fried meats separating beans from eggs. Anyone who wantonly allows egg and bean contact is simply a clatty bastà rd and has no place in civilised society. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capitanus Posted March 17, 2019 Author Share Posted March 17, 2019 Nah I'm not having that. Beans are a staple of a good fry up, however a sufficient bean barrier must be created to contain the juices. Beans are Spaghetti Hoops in pellet form, therefore you are wrong. *insert signature here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capitanus Posted March 17, 2019 Author Share Posted March 17, 2019 There should always be a central barricade of fried meats separating beans from eggs. Anyone who wantonly allows egg and bean contact is simply a clatty bastà rd and has no place in civilised society. Aye okay, settle down mate. Don't go killing anyone over this. It's only a light hearted debate. *insert signature here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cappiecat 1.2 Posted March 17, 2019 Share Posted March 17, 2019 Aye okay, settle down mate. Don't go killing anyone over this. It's only a light hearted debate. ^^^ A bespoiler of egg and beans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted March 17, 2019 Share Posted March 17, 2019 Hash browns are such an abomination that I had assumed only the English put them in a breakfast. The site is supposed to be a place for the extended 'family' of Morton supporters - having an affinity with people that you don't know, because you share a love of your local football club. It's not supposed to be about point scoring and showing how 'clever' or 'funny' you are, or just being downright rude and offensive to people you don't know, because you can get away with it. Unfortunately, it seems the classic case of people who have little standing/presence in real life, use this forum as a way of making themselves feel as if they are something. It's sad, and I've said that before.. So, having been on Morton forums for about 15 years I guess, I've had enough... well done t*ssers, another Morton supporter driven away. You can all feel happy at how 'clever' you are Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan_Partridge_Ton Posted March 17, 2019 Share Posted March 17, 2019 ^^^ A bespoiler of egg and beans. Have you ever had a cup of beans? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BishopBrennan Posted March 17, 2019 Share Posted March 17, 2019 Use the sausage as a breakwater! 3 link sausages in a triangle serve as a perfect bean barrier. Beans are Spaghetti Hoops in pellet form, therefore you are wrong. A contained portion of beans is essential for a good fry up. Deal with it. You address me by my proper title, you little bollocks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capitanus Posted March 17, 2019 Author Share Posted March 17, 2019 3 link sausages in a triangle serve as a perfect bean barrier. Absolute bollocks. That is a waste of breakfast plate real estate. That space could be given over to Haggis, Mealie Pudding, Fried Dumpling, Fruit Pudding or a nice extra slice of Black Pudding or Potato Scone. But beans!?! A contained portion of beans is essential for a good fry up. Deal with it. Spaghetti Hoops in pellet form. Deal with it. *insert signature here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan_Partridge_Ton Posted March 17, 2019 Share Posted March 17, 2019 Absolute bollocks. That is a waste of breakfast plate real estate. That space could be given over to Haggis, Mealie Pudding, Fried Dumpling, Fruit Pudding or a nice extra slice of Black Pudding or Potato Scone. But beans!?! Spaghetti Hoops in pellet form. Deal with it. Scottish people eat it, few of them make 60! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted March 17, 2019 Share Posted March 17, 2019 The best cooked breakfast I've ever had was cooked by a cafe in Galway. Observe perfection and apply its rules: The site is supposed to be a place for the extended 'family' of Morton supporters - having an affinity with people that you don't know, because you share a love of your local football club. It's not supposed to be about point scoring and showing how 'clever' or 'funny' you are, or just being downright rude and offensive to people you don't know, because you can get away with it. Unfortunately, it seems the classic case of people who have little standing/presence in real life, use this forum as a way of making themselves feel as if they are something. It's sad, and I've said that before.. So, having been on Morton forums for about 15 years I guess, I've had enough... well done t*ssers, another Morton supporter driven away. You can all feel happy at how 'clever' you are Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TONofmemories Posted March 17, 2019 Share Posted March 17, 2019 Paddy was welsh. The Irish obsession is rank rotten. TIME FOR CHANGE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capitanus Posted March 17, 2019 Author Share Posted March 17, 2019 Paddy was welsh. The Irish obsession is rank rotten. Paddy was from Clydebank. He knew Marti Pellow and survived the blitz and everything. *insert signature here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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