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capitanus

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#1126236 Season Tickets

Posted by capitanus on 17 August 2019 - 11:41 PM

Subject closed you have either bought one or are a pay as you go supporter.
So open your pockets or keep to feck up.


And who are you to say the subjects closed?
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#1126158 The Tunnock's Caramel Wafer Challenge Cup 19/20

Posted by capitanus on 17 August 2019 - 02:51 PM

"Thu Eeeeaaasdaaales" is my favourite in his range of snidey Greenock patois lines.


:D :thumbup2: :D :thumbup2:

Aye, do you like it when I pass comment on the 'Muck Hoist' rumours which surface any time we've been looking for a manager, all as a result of him once brushing shoulders with 'thu Eeeze-dales'.

I honestly think that there is an element of the Morton support have a semi at the prospect of becoming a tribute act of the Harry Dunn's.
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#1126046 Squad and transfers 2019/20

Posted by capitanus on 15 August 2019 - 10:25 PM

Which journo


Dan Gowar.
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#1125924 Squad and transfers 2019/20

Posted by capitanus on 13 August 2019 - 09:33 PM

Much more impressed by Lyon & Strapp than I ever was was by Tiffoney/Quitongo. They seem to be hard workers, without the massive egos/lack of intelligence that the other pair had.


They'll both be a bit more content with their young lives after the Zhivago seal of approval.
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#1125923 The Tunnock's Caramel Wafer Challenge Cup 19/20

Posted by capitanus on 13 August 2019 - 09:31 PM

Some of your patter is grim, mind.
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#1125756 Whodunnit?

Posted by capitanus on 10 August 2019 - 09:09 PM

Falkirk were named 'Team of the Day' on BBC Radio Scotland's 'Off the Ball' after their 6-0 thrashing of Dumbarton. So the song chosen for them was none other than this:

https://m.youtube.co...h?v=2a4gyJsY0mc

I was killing myself laughing when I head this, which begs the question who nominated that?

Edit to add:

I listened to it again on catch-up and the guy who nominated it was called Dixon, a Falkirk fan and the reason was they were Electric and scored Six.

:lol: :lol:
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#1125615 Season Tickets

Posted by capitanus on 10 August 2019 - 12:16 AM

Probably..... from Smiths.


Fuck Smiths.
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#1125537 Morton Q+A at The Beacon

Posted by capitanus on 09 August 2019 - 12:09 PM

Aye, he’s a good guy regardless of what people think of the idea.


I'm not against the principle of a supporters group or individual supporters having a stake in the club. And I don't doubt for a second that he is a decent person, hence the reason why I'll admit I was a bit harsh on him.
Now, I wonder if others out there will admit they are/were a bit harsh on Timmins, Ramsbottom, Van Skaik et others.
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#1125532 Statement About Tele Front Page

Posted by capitanus on 09 August 2019 - 11:49 AM

So someone has ditched a whole load of electrical equipment in that room And changed the locks since the end of the season and noone thought this would be an issue?
That statement is total amateur hour stuff..


This.

I wasn't aware that this Morton Blind Supporters Association even existed until now, let alone had their own private room at Cappielow. I'm sure that there will be other Morton supporters out there which would benefit from such a club and facilities, which begs the question - why is this not better publicised by the club?
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#1125245 Season Tickets

Posted by capitanus on 04 August 2019 - 04:38 PM

At least we now have a CEO who’s not a cunt.


It's still early days yet.
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#1125240 Smell my cheese you mother!

Posted by capitanus on 04 August 2019 - 03:03 PM

Seen that forum last week, dear lord!!
It's like reading a 5 year old copy of the People's Friend at the dentists.


Funnily enough one of that site's co-owners once compared this forum to the People's Friend on their 'blog'. :D :lol: :thumbup2:

It is to be encouraged though. The more quality Morton related content on the Internet the better, as it's the Morton supporters that benefit overall.
With this in mind I'm looking forward to the season ahead following Chris's Morton TV, that guy is an absolutely gem - a real Morton legend for the millenials - and would actively encourage all Morton supporters to follow his YouTube adventures.

I only wish the club itself would step up to the plate and give us the web offering we've been crying out for the past two decades. GMFC -late to the party as always.
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#1125234 Smell my cheese you mother!

Posted by capitanus on 04 August 2019 - 02:06 PM

Imitation is the greatest form of flattery. :)
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#1125199 MCT Ask Me Anything

Posted by capitanus on 03 August 2019 - 11:06 PM

Club better bring in some quality at the back with this money or I can see a lot of people cancelling their DDs.


And so it begins...
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#1125196 Dave Timmins

Posted by capitanus on 03 August 2019 - 10:50 PM

Assistant manager/goalkeeping coach/chief scout

I thought our Assistant Manager was that young guy who once worked at Spurs? edit to add: That's that McElhone guy.

Dave Timmins looks like that guy from Rita, Sue and Bob too:

rita-sue-and-bob-too-1987-001-siobhan-fi
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#1124831 MCT Ask Me Anything

Posted by capitanus on 28 July 2019 - 07:10 PM

He bores the shit out of me. Tedious cunt.
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