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capitanus

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#1115673 Championship 2018-19 Thread

Posted by capitanus on 13 April 2019 - 04:35 PM

Our game in midweek is all that more crucial for us now, hopefully Inverness CT suffer a bit of a Hampden hangover and we have enough about us to capitalise on this, as both Partick and Falkirk have a long history of being spawny bastards and are likely to be lucky enough to escape the drop.
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#1115668 Championship 2018-19 Thread

Posted by capitanus on 13 April 2019 - 04:22 PM

A sobering thought - we are now two points of the bottom. Next season's game plan should be to cherrypick all the best players from Alloa, because they have shown more bottle than our squad of wasters.
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#1113801 Happy St. Patrick's Day

Posted by capitanus on 17 March 2019 - 10:12 PM

Paddy was welsh. The Irish obsession is rank rotten.


Paddy was from Clydebank. He knew Marti Pellow and survived the blitz and everything.
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#1113793 Happy St. Patrick's Day

Posted by capitanus on 17 March 2019 - 09:05 PM

3 link sausages in a triangle serve as a perfect bean barrier.


Absolute bollocks. That is a waste of breakfast plate real estate. That space could be given over to Haggis, Mealie Pudding, Fried Dumpling, Fruit Pudding or a nice extra slice of Black Pudding or Potato Scone. But beans!?!

A contained portion of beans is essential for a good fry up. Deal with it.


Spaghetti Hoops in pellet form. Deal with it. :)
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#1113788 morton v alloa

Posted by capitanus on 17 March 2019 - 08:40 PM

Lynne, idea for a TV show to pitch to Tony Hayers...


^^^ Norfolk's maddest man.
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#1113772 morton v alloa

Posted by capitanus on 17 March 2019 - 03:18 PM

Did everyone enjoy the rugger then?


What is rugger? Is that something to do with throwing ovens over bales of hay?
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#1113771 Female Referees

Posted by capitanus on 17 March 2019 - 03:13 PM

Watching the Bundesliga just now and I see that the referee for the Eintracht Frankfurt vs. Nuremberg game is a rather attractive blonde female. The Germans seem to be ahead of the curve with most things like this, does anyone think that this will be commonplace in Football very soon?
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#1113770 Happy St. Patrick's Day

Posted by capitanus on 17 March 2019 - 02:57 PM

There should always be a central barricade of fried meats separating beans from eggs.
Anyone who wantonly allows egg and bean contact is simply a clatty bastàrd and has no place in civilised society.


Aye okay, settle down mate. Don't go killing anyone over this. It's only a light hearted debate.
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#1113769 Happy St. Patrick's Day

Posted by capitanus on 17 March 2019 - 02:54 PM

Nah I'm not having that. Beans are a staple of a good fry up, however a sufficient bean barrier must be created to contain the juices.


Beans are Spaghetti Hoops in pellet form, therefore you are wrong.
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#1113750 Happy St. Patrick's Day

Posted by capitanus on 17 March 2019 - 12:30 AM

To all our friends from the Island of Ireland in the British Isles, have a really good day today. :)
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#1113738 Falkirk v Partick

Posted by capitanus on 16 March 2019 - 08:04 PM

**** Partick too.
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#1113642 Fans Q&A

Posted by capitanus on 15 March 2019 - 12:24 AM

I heard about your friend Michael, formerly of the BP Garage. My condolences.
 
Hope this evening goes well, Warren 'Not a Charlatan, honest' Hawke's Chief Execing credentials are very much on the line. Crawford pulls the purse strings, but that hairline, not great but I'm jealous!


Has the Work-Geordie passed away?

Maybe Warren would be a good replacement. He has the same accent, the same haircut and will also have plenty of time on his hands when he gets emptied soon. He has a drone though.
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#1113590 General Football - Weird Results And Other Things Worth Sharing

Posted by capitanus on 12 March 2019 - 09:33 PM

Another season with the Harry Dunn's winning **** all. :thumbup2: :D :lol: :bouncy:
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#1113589 Fans Q&A

Posted by capitanus on 12 March 2019 - 09:30 PM

The Norseman would be a good venue for such a meeting.
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#1113525 Tony Gritzpatrick

Posted by capitanus on 11 March 2019 - 11:05 PM

Dougie ‘Did you know that there are no Dutch elms left in Britain? Completely wiped out.‘ Imrie.


Disgusting.
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