capitanus Posted April 4, 2020 Author Share Posted April 4, 2020 The £2000 is a price rhetoric! Knock it off with the fancy words mate. Say it like it is. It went tits up. *insert signature here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan_Partridge_Ton Posted April 4, 2020 Share Posted April 4, 2020 Knock it off with the fancy words mate. Say it like it is. It went tits up. Big balls... fanny hair! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toby Posted April 4, 2020 Share Posted April 4, 2020 Was it not £23,000 £21,272.58, if memory serves... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Rex Kramer Posted April 4, 2020 Share Posted April 4, 2020 - The 'smelly wee wank in the crowd' thread. - Salty proclaiming he got his hole. - Zhivago's tear-stained meltdown. Have I missed anything? Queen of Bingo Wings finally fucking off in a huff was quite good as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capitanus Posted April 4, 2020 Author Share Posted April 4, 2020 Queen of Bingo Wings finally fucking off in a huff was quite good as well. VikingTons future mother-in-law. *insert signature here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K K Kelbie Posted April 4, 2020 Share Posted April 4, 2020 This is my favourite memory of all messageboards ever: https://community.screwfix.com/threads/ive-been-mugged.85680/ Ernie tries to put down the Thunderbird to do some off the books plumbing work to get his hole off of a gullible neighbour, only to get sued by her for making an absolute cunt of the job. Then he takes his sense of injustice to a professional builders forum and gets knocked around senseless on there as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toby Posted April 5, 2020 Share Posted April 5, 2020 Colkitto was always good for a meltdown on here, usually when someone had the temerity to disagree with him about politics, or his demands that Morton be aligned to his political movement of choice. Lines such as “typical of you†and “wouldn’t expect any different from you†were pretty much commonplace when he didn’t have an answer to folk digging him up for being a complete fanny. This forum’s well rid of him but he can still be coaxed into a meltdown on Pie and Bovril from time to time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan_Partridge_Ton Posted April 5, 2020 Share Posted April 5, 2020 This is my favourite memory of all messageboards ever: https://community.screwfix.com/threads/ive-been-mugged.85680/ Ernie tries to put down the Thunderbird to do some off the books plumbing work to get his hole off of a gullible neighbour, only to get sued by her for making an absolute cunt of the job. Then he takes his sense of injustice to a professional builders forum and gets knocked around senseless on there as well. Had a good laugh reading that back again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan_Partridge_Ton Posted April 5, 2020 Share Posted April 5, 2020 I enjoyed the contributions of: Lord Volvic Etta Crouton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GiGi Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 When the good people of Scotland said "No Thanks" to Independence in 2014 Darkest days in the history of our nation thread for this pish. Peter Weatherson is the greatest player since Ritchie, and should be assigned 'chairman for life' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deego Posted April 20, 2020 Share Posted April 20, 2020 The TWGP picture. https://ibb.co/LPnLLNG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRVMP Posted April 20, 2020 Share Posted April 20, 2020 What's he up to these days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capitanus Posted April 20, 2020 Author Share Posted April 20, 2020 I enjoyed the contributions of: Lord Volvic Etta Crouton He was better known as Lord Vulva - a bit of a fanny. *insert signature here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LargsTON Posted April 21, 2020 Share Posted April 21, 2020 https://ibb.co/LPnLLNG That's made my night. "CORNBEEF IS A BELLEND" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hej Posted April 21, 2020 Share Posted April 21, 2020 Who was the Partick fan that used to come on here before a game against them? Every post would contain some reference about the Gourock train stopping at "every hole in the hedge" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toby Posted April 21, 2020 Share Posted April 21, 2020 Who was the Partick fan that used to come on here before a game against them? Every post would contain some reference about the Gourock train stopping at "every hole in the hedge"Don’t know if it’s the same guy but remember partickthistlelad? Used to come on here and try and sell hospitality to us for games against those bastards at Firhill and acting all sporting and pally with us. He got chased after they won the league and has never been seen on here since. I hated that prick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capitanus Posted April 21, 2020 Author Share Posted April 21, 2020 Don’t know if it’s the same guy but remember partickthistlelad? Used to come on here and try and sell hospitality to us for games against those bastards at Firhill and acting all sporting and pally with us. He got chased after they won the league and has never been seen on here since. I hated that prick. I thought he was chased before then. He also used to try and get us interested in exhibitions about that other failed Glasgow outfit, Third Lanark. *insert signature here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toby Posted April 21, 2020 Share Posted April 21, 2020 I thought he was chased before then. He also used to try and get us interested in exhibitions about that other failed Glasgow outfit, Third Lanark. http://themortonforum.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=40622&page=1 This was the thread. He didn't quite get the hounding I thought, but certainly his patronising "hard luck, chaps" routine wasn't well received by most. The thread descended into a bun fight about whether or not Partick are a horrible mob or not. You don't really get these sorts of things these days. We're all pretty much unanimous on clubs like Partick and Falkirk. Good to see standards have risen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capitanus Posted April 22, 2020 Author Share Posted April 22, 2020 http://themortonforum.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=40622&page=1 This was the thread. He didn't quite get the hounding I thought, but certainly his patronising "hard luck, chaps" routine wasn't well received by most. The thread descended into a bun fight about whether or not Partick are a horrible mob or not. You don't really get these sorts of things these days. We're all pretty much unanimous on clubs like Partick and Falkirk. Good to see standards have risen. Reading that thread again and seeing several folk who no longer post on here, like 'Etta Crouton' polluting threads with his own unique brand of incessant shite, I think that him getting banned has to be one of the greatest moments in the history of Morton messageboards. *insert signature here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capitanus Posted April 22, 2020 Author Share Posted April 22, 2020 You don't really get these sorts of things these days. We're all pretty much unanimous on clubs like Partick and Falkirk. Good to see standards have risen. Falkirk aye, but I reckon that there are still some on here with Partick sympathies. *insert signature here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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