LinwoodTON Posted March 16, 2016 Share Posted March 16, 2016 I guess that's why she didn't move around much. 2 <span style='font-size: 14px;'><em class='bbc'>"That LinwoodTon's a c*nt, eh?"</em></span> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EanieMeany Posted March 16, 2016 Share Posted March 16, 2016 I guess that's why she didn't move around much. Take five minutes off of being a complete cunt, eh? 1 1 AWMSC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deego Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 Anyone know who Reece Hands is with these days? https://www.instagram.com/p/BB-IJa5xqOd/?taken-by=reecehands_ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGoon Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 Anyone know who Reece Hands is with these days? https://www.instagram.com/p/BB-IJa5xqOd/?taken-by=reecehands_ Wherever it is, it looks pretty low brow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcintyre_gmfc Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 How good was Reece in his first game for us against St Johnstone. I thought he would've been a top player for us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRVMP Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 He plays for a team called (and I'm not making this up) Shaw Lane Aquaforce in the Northern Premier League Division One (aka level 8.) They got three consecutive promotions to get to this level. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xj2006 Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 I always thought he was a good player, but probably because he liked to take a dig from far out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EanieMeany Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 Hands was a good, promising player until Allan Moore, in his infinite wisdom, decided that because he could hit a shot from distance then he must be an attacking midfielder. AWMSC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EanieMeany Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 He's called Reece though. We'd have ended up having Nigels and Cecils and the like if we had kept him, so we're well rid. AWMSC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HamCam Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 He's called Reece though. We'd have ended up having Nigels and Cecils and the like if we had kept him, so we're well rid. Wasted opportunity - if only. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinwoodTON Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 He's called Reece though. We'd have ended up having Nigels and Cecils and the like if we had kept him, so we're well rid. Imagine being called Nigel. 3 <span style='font-size: 14px;'><em class='bbc'>"That LinwoodTon's a c*nt, eh?"</em></span> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capitanus Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 He plays for a team called (and I'm not making this up) Shaw Lane Aquaforce in the Northern Premier League Division One (aka level 8.) They got three consecutive promotions to get to this level. And Professor Bert Moorehouse once claimed that Scotland had too many professional football teams? *insert signature here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 I discovered recently (browsing for more FCUM defeats on order to point and laugh at Davie McArthur) that Runcorn, Runcorn FFS, currently has a town derby between its two clubs to become king of the diddies. Rochdale and other bins also have even diddier variants of their 'wee' team at the same levels of the pyramid. I'd bar them all from entering the pyramid setup, and instead shunt them into an English junior league, so that like the Greenock Juniors, they can play in a meaningless cul-de-sac of the sport. 1 2 The site is supposed to be a place for the extended 'family' of Morton supporters - having an affinity with people that you don't know, because you share a love of your local football club. It's not supposed to be about point scoring and showing how 'clever' or 'funny' you are, or just being downright rude and offensive to people you don't know, because you can get away with it. Unfortunately, it seems the classic case of people who have little standing/presence in real life, use this forum as a way of making themselves feel as if they are something. It's sad, and I've said that before.. So, having been on Morton forums for about 15 years I guess, I've had enough... well done t*ssers, another Morton supporter driven away. You can all feel happy at how 'clever' you are Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGoon Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 I discovered recently (browsing for more FCUM defeats on order to point and laugh at Davie McArthur) that Runcorn, Runcorn FFS, currently has a town derby between its two clubs to become king of the diddies. Rochdale and other bins also have even diddier variants of their 'wee' team at the same levels of the pyramid. I'd bar them all from entering the pyramid setup, and instead shunt them into an English junior league, so that like the Greenock Juniors, they can play in a meaningless cul-de-sac of the sport. Now where's the fun in that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRVMP Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 Any club too poor or small to have an anthropomorphic mascot should be barred from all national competitions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capitanus Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 Save me the hassle of googling it, what the fuck is that? *insert signature here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRVMP Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 The likes of Cappie, a big stuffed animal mascot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capitanus Posted March 19, 2016 Share Posted March 19, 2016 The likes of Cappie, a big stuffed animal mascot. or a guy who murders prozzies? *insert signature here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cappiecat Posted March 19, 2016 Share Posted March 19, 2016 Never in my work clothes. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRVMP Posted March 19, 2016 Share Posted March 19, 2016 Reece Hands' new team Aqua Teen Hunger Force beats Rugby Town 3-2 with a last minute goal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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